Mike Anderson - Former Coach
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Downright criminal that this man could get ~$10M for coaching, or not coaching four years. Even if half...it's still criminal.
If no Pitino, let him ride it out to empty crowds angry social media....or can him and pay the lowest $ up & comer coach we can get so the school doesn't make another bad financial decision.
If no Pitino, let him ride it out to empty crowds angry social media....or can him and pay the lowest $ up & comer coach we can get so the school doesn't make another bad financial decision.
the powers that be need to make the tough decision that leads to BigRed2 and MakingPlays never logging in here again
Larry Wright
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He has gotta go, but will have more of same with next guy
If you would have told 14 year old me we would hardly ever make the NCAA tournament he never would have believed it
L J S A
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They are still 100 percent better posters than Norm's family were.
Larry Wright
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When Judge Herman Munster thought Joe Pesci was mocking him he held him in contempt and threw him in an Alabama prison. Curbelo mocks Anderson and sits on the bench eating popcorn.
Mike Anderson is no Herman Munster!
Mike Anderson is no Herman Munster!
Johnny Rapper
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Wait, I just figured it out. Dopey Mike Cragg gave Anderson his contract extension right after practically the entire team transferred out. So now with all these player suspensions, Anderson must be figuring that in order to get back into Cragg’s good graces he has to get rid of most of the team. 
Hell, it worked last time.
Hell, it worked last time. 
If the buyout makes it prohibitive to hiring a coach like Pitino, then the university should take an unorthodox approach and hire a new coach from any applicant from this forum. We can call it “Forty Minutes of Hell’s Coaching”, an omage to Anderson’s coaching philosophy and Gordon Ramsey’s “Hell’s Kitchen”.
They will receive a per diem salary commensurate with an average salary of a mid-major coach. And of best of all, access to the pre game buffet (if you are lucky enough to be hired to coach a Garden game, then bring Tupperware).
Coach must wear Paul endorsed attire with “red.fans” prominently emblazoned.
Sideline temperament is solely up to the individual, and they are encouraged to use our former coaches as a template. Some examples are: the bended knees with facial scowl (Jarvis, although the weave is not included) or sitting on the scorer’s table (Mullin). The Fraschila throwing sports jacket is permissible, but dropping your pants is not as it clearly violates Paul’s decency rules in place for members.
Following the post game interview filled with mundane cliches, the coach must also sweep up any popcorn kernels Curbelo may have left behind.
Uppn completion, said coach is finally required to login to this site and discuss plays designed in the huddle, all the while being ignored by every member here.
Good luck contestants.
They will receive a per diem salary commensurate with an average salary of a mid-major coach. And of best of all, access to the pre game buffet (if you are lucky enough to be hired to coach a Garden game, then bring Tupperware).
Coach must wear Paul endorsed attire with “red.fans” prominently emblazoned.
Sideline temperament is solely up to the individual, and they are encouraged to use our former coaches as a template. Some examples are: the bended knees with facial scowl (Jarvis, although the weave is not included) or sitting on the scorer’s table (Mullin). The Fraschila throwing sports jacket is permissible, but dropping your pants is not as it clearly violates Paul’s decency rules in place for members.
Following the post game interview filled with mundane cliches, the coach must also sweep up any popcorn kernels Curbelo may have left behind.
Uppn completion, said coach is finally required to login to this site and discuss plays designed in the huddle, all the while being ignored by every member here.
Good luck contestants.
Johnny Rapper
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Is this a serious question?
Good points all . CMA could go the Tubby Smith route and drop down to D2 or D 3 or , lesser Conferences if he still has Coaching interest . Or , he could take his multi Millions and enjoy a nice Retirement . It’s a minor point but , worth mentioning is that Mike is hands down the best dresser of all BE Coaches . Kyle Neptune a close second and following the Jay Wright shoes . Ewing would be a 3 rd place finisher as he wears a suit or Sports jacket on occasion . So does Hurley but , his clothes look off the rack and they aren’t tailored well for his shape . The rest of the BE Coaches have gone the Huggy route and wear the School Warm up zipper fabric . Not a great look for those that do . They look like they are dressed for practice rather than a game . What does all this mean? Nothing .
Why limit to just 1 poster on here . Select 30 Coaches from among the users and let each Coach 1 game ! None would be paid but , could select any garment or hat from the Merchandise Shop . Wannabe Coaches would have to run a minimum of 1 practice before their assigned game . All Expenses paid by the University .
If the buyout is too expensive and makes it prohibitive to spend big money on the next coach , then go out and hire Arbitiello from Christ the King. He’d still be a huge upgrade from CMA and will probably be able to hang on to the players we need to hang on to.
Why?
don't fit into mob mentality?
get that Anderson has to go, but this forum, loves to beat a dead horse into the ground and then some.
He's always serious.
No because they aren’t St. John’s fans lol
If someone wants to take a stand for the coach fine. But they’re not doing it cause they care about the school or the future of the program. They’re doing it to defend a coach they like. Which is why I don’t care what they have to say about the decision we have to make this offseason. They don’t have SJU’s best interests in mind. They want their boy to keep his job
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Larry Wright
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Louie retiring was like a long term girlfriend breaking up with you. Maybe got too comfortable and took her for granted and never realized how great you had it.
Then came Mahoney- like dating your ex’s younger sister. Thought would be same and started out great but turned out to be disappointing.
Fran- crazy attractive girl you pick up at the bar. Have some good times but in the end tries to burn down your house.
Jarvis- slutty girl you have some great times with maybe your best times but in the end you are left with an STD and lots of regrets.
Ask your self was it worth it.
Norm- lonely and alone pick up ugly girl with great personality that you just can’t seem to break up with and relationship lasts way longer than it should have.
Lavin- girl you have noticed before who you thought would be fun to date. Had some good times and bad times but in the end good times were better than bad.
Mullin- super hot chick had huge crush on in HS. Start dating years later and is huge disappointment and actually ruins your memories of her.
Anderson-girl who people you know dated and had good things to say about and who you always thought was cute. Once you date her you realize you were terribly wrong and the people who said nice things about her were idiots.
Then came Mahoney- like dating your ex’s younger sister. Thought would be same and started out great but turned out to be disappointing.
Fran- crazy attractive girl you pick up at the bar. Have some good times but in the end tries to burn down your house.
Jarvis- slutty girl you have some great times with maybe your best times but in the end you are left with an STD and lots of regrets.
Ask your self was it worth it.
Norm- lonely and alone pick up ugly girl with great personality that you just can’t seem to break up with and relationship lasts way longer than it should have.
Lavin- girl you have noticed before who you thought would be fun to date. Had some good times and bad times but in the end good times were better than bad.
Mullin- super hot chick had huge crush on in HS. Start dating years later and is huge disappointment and actually ruins your memories of her.
Anderson-girl who people you know dated and had good things to say about and who you always thought was cute. Once you date her you realize you were terribly wrong and the people who said nice things about her were idiots.
Dude, you just spent good bandwidth comparing grown men ranging in their 40’s to about 70 with dating girls.
This is disturbing. I mean when I was dating, I never asked a girl out based on how she ran the weave, for example.
I think you would have been better off if you had stopped with the irony about spending time bashing people on a website badmouthing a frustrated teenager.