All access since Louie possibilities:
Mahoney-players having fist fight on bench as Mahoney looks to Louie in stands for help.
Fran-actually says relevant coach stuff and all looks good till he starts screaming and whips it out. We are immediately banned from TV
Jarvis- says stuff in Boston accent that no one understands beside weave. Pays kids after made baskets or in Keita’s case for no apparent reason. Immediately put on probation.
Clark- shows Ingram how to properly use camera on phone.
Norm-says how great the other team is as looks out at court confused like Junior Soprano during final season.
Lavin-gives everyone corny nicknames and says goofy things like “hammer to rock “ as he makes sure Keady is just napping.
Mullin- falls asleep thinking this would have been a lot easier if he was coaching himself, Berry, Wennington and Jackson. St Jean tries to speak over Mullin snoring.
Now was any of that better or worse than:
“Fghishzxz, Joel, Joel, Joel, fvbidhhsh, fghjkish, Posh, Posh, gghkish,ghusrgh, fight.”
Humor: 8/10
Historic knowledge of SJU futility: 10/10
Quality post.