An elderly farmer and his wife go to the county fair. There is a biplane pilot offering rides for $10. The farmer says honey I’ve never been in a plane before. She says I know dear, but $10 is $10!
Year after year… the same pilot same plane same price. The farmer says honey, I don’t have a lot of years left. The wife says $10 is $10 dollars!
The pilot had heard enough.. he says I’ll take you up and if you don’t say a word the whole flight I won’t charge you a penny!
The wife agrees so up they go. The pilot does every aerial maneuver he knows. As they land and taxi back he looks over his shoulder and exclaims “OMG where’s your wife?
The farmer calmly says she fell out on that first flip you did.
Pilot yells “why didn’t you say something?!
Farmer says because $10 dollars is $10 dollars.
Year after year… the same pilot same plane same price. The farmer says honey, I don’t have a lot of years left. The wife says $10 is $10 dollars!
The pilot had heard enough.. he says I’ll take you up and if you don’t say a word the whole flight I won’t charge you a penny!
The wife agrees so up they go. The pilot does every aerial maneuver he knows. As they land and taxi back he looks over his shoulder and exclaims “OMG where’s your wife?
The farmer calmly says she fell out on that first flip you did.
Pilot yells “why didn’t you say something?!
Farmer says because $10 dollars is $10 dollars.
