Jokes to ease the tension

[Treasure Coast Johnny]

Middle aged husband and wife are strolling through the park. They pass a bench where an old sot sits nursing a bottle of cheap whiskey.
Wife: it’s hard to believe but I dated him for a while back in the day. I dumped him for you.
Husband: and he’s still celebrating.

 

[logen]

First cousin to the preceding joke

 

[redmannorth]

As soon as she said Jerusalem I knew where this was going.