RedStormRising
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What do you call a man who drips his testicles in glitter?
Pretty nuts.
Pretty nuts.
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Spocky Ramone
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During football season, I have a standing Tuesday night call with a friend. We review the games that were just played, discuss the upcoming week, fantasy recap, etc. His whole life is the NFL, and he watches every game.
He calls me and asks:
So, what did you do last night?
Uh, I watched the game…
Know what I did? I had sex with my girlfriend for 3 hours.
3 hours?
Yep, I timed it! We were role playing, doctor and patient. I was the “doctor”, and I was in my “office”, aka the bedroom, watching MNF. I kept the “patient” in the hallway for 2:58, before I let her in for our “appointment”. I’m the king!
He calls me and asks:
So, what did you do last night?
Uh, I watched the game…
Know what I did? I had sex with my girlfriend for 3 hours.
3 hours?
Yep, I timed it! We were role playing, doctor and patient. I was the “doctor”, and I was in my “office”, aka the bedroom, watching MNF. I kept the “patient” in the hallway for 2:58, before I let her in for our “appointment”. I’m the king!