PG Marillac, SG Larry Wright, SF lawmanfan, PF Mean Gene, C Mullins Revenge
We unfortunately lose due to receiving 50 consecutive shot clock violations because our back court just spends each possession rifling passes back and forth to each other, yelling "This is how you do it Daniss!". Picture the last possession of the Villanova/X game last night but on a constant loop.
lawmanfan is caught in the locker room sending sexts to Sean Miller, so hes no help
Gene runs off the court after Marquette goes up 3-0 on a Kolek three. "We have no chance!" Gene is heard yelling as he heads for the team plane.
Mullins Revenge regrettably is no help on the boards, as hes seen just laughing and repeating "we'd be down even MORE if Posh were here"
Marquette 86, St Johns 0 - FINAL