Jokes to ease the tension
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Spocky Ramone
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Keeping with the theme…
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R!
Or C
Young Avi is doing terrible in public grade school. He is getting all Fs and driving his parents to misery. Nothing is helping. He is about to fail out of school. His father Leonard is a friend of the neighborhood priest so he goes and talks to Fr. Jim.
Leonard asks Fr. Jim if Avi can transfer to the local parochial school and everyone agrees that it is a good idea, a fresh start.
Avi transfers and lo and behold he starts bringing home all As. Week after week this goes on and the family is amazed but happy.
Leonard sits Avi down and asks why such a big difference.
Avi tells his father it is simple. At the parochial school his first test was an F and the Principal brought Avi into his office. Avi looks and behind the Principal is a statue of a young Jewish boy, all battered and bruised and with blood nailed on a tree of something like a tree.
What did Avi tell his dad:
"I FIGURED THESE GUYS MEAN BUSINESS!!"
Leonard asks Fr. Jim if Avi can transfer to the local parochial school and everyone agrees that it is a good idea, a fresh start.
Avi transfers and lo and behold he starts bringing home all As. Week after week this goes on and the family is amazed but happy.
Leonard sits Avi down and asks why such a big difference.
Avi tells his father it is simple. At the parochial school his first test was an F and the Principal brought Avi into his office. Avi looks and behind the Principal is a statue of a young Jewish boy, all battered and bruised and with blood nailed on a tree of something like a tree.
What did Avi tell his dad:
"I FIGURED THESE GUYS MEAN BUSINESS!!"
L J S A
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I have CMC in one of my leagues if any of you guys want to make an offer.
Silly Donovan
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A man and his cranky wife are visiting the Holy Land. All of a sudden his wife has a heart attack and dies. When the man goes to the funeral director he is given two options.
1. Have his wife’s body shipped back to the US for a fee of $5000.
2. Have her buried in the Holy Land for $150.
The man mulls it over and says to the director, “I think I’ll have her body shipped back to the “US” The stunned director says “ why would you do that and spend so much money? Were you that much in love with your wife that you want her near by?” To which the man replies….” Oh no, about 2000 years ago a famous individual was buried in the Holy Land and rose from the dead in three days….. I CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE”
1. Have his wife’s body shipped back to the US for a fee of $5000.
2. Have her buried in the Holy Land for $150.
The man mulls it over and says to the director, “I think I’ll have her body shipped back to the “US” The stunned director says “ why would you do that and spend so much money? Were you that much in love with your wife that you want her near by?” To which the man replies….” Oh no, about 2000 years ago a famous individual was buried in the Holy Land and rose from the dead in three days….. I CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE”