Why did the baseball player go to jail???
He stole a base!
He stole a base!
Jokes to ease the tension
- Thread starter Eric
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Here is a math joke:
Why is six so scared of seven?
Because Seven Ate Nine!
Why is six so scared of seven?
Because Seven Ate Nine!
That was easy as 3.14
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Chilly dogs!
Chilly dogs!
What's black & white and read all over?:
A: a newspaper
What black & white and red all over?:
A. a blushing Nun
A: a newspaper
What black & white and red all over?:
A. a blushing Nun
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Heard this joke yesterday from a patient of mine.
Ups driver had a delivery for a doctor’s office. The ups driver asked the doctor to sign for it. When the doctor reached into his shirt pocket for his pen, he said oh no as he is holding a thermometer and says some asshole has my pen!!
Ups driver had a delivery for a doctor’s office. The ups driver asked the doctor to sign for it. When the doctor reached into his shirt pocket for his pen, he said oh no as he is holding a thermometer and says some asshole has my pen!!
Blues legend B.B. King's wife goes into a tattoo parlor and wants to get B.B. something special for his birthday. She decides to get his initials tattooed on her body. To be even more special, she gets one "B" on her left buttcheek and the other "B" on the right buttcheek.
Later that night after his show, he walks in the front door. There his wife is standing, buck naked, spreading out her ass, showing off her new tattoo.
He looks at her and asks, "Who's BOB?"
Later that night after his show, he walks in the front door. There his wife is standing, buck naked, spreading out her ass, showing off her new tattoo.
He looks at her and asks, "Who's BOB?"
I ordered a giant duck at a fancy restaurant last night.
The bill was huge!
The bill was huge!
Newer version of the joke, replace "horse" with "Celine Dion"
