Bangkok Johnny
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Late one evening, two traveling salesmen stop at a farmhouse and ask if the farmer could put them up for the night. The farmer says, "Sure. Yaw'll can stay in the hay loft. But if you touch my daughter. I'll kill you." They have no intention of touching his daughter, so the say "Fine."
That night, the daughter sneaks into the barn, and she is HOT! She begs them to have sex with her and promises her father won't find out. She bangs each of them and they all fall asleep. They're awakened the next morning by the sound of the farmer cocking his shotgun. He says, "Didn't I warn you what would happen?" I'm a give yaw'll one chance to live. Now go out in the field and pick 100 of your favorite fruit!"
The first salesman's favorite fruit is cherries and he comes back after 15 minutes. The farmer, pointing his shotgun says, "now shuvem up your butt, one-by-one." The salesman is shaking in fear, but complies. The first 10 go in and it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. By the twentieth cherry, a slight smirk appears on his face and by 40 it's a wide grin. Half-way done and he's starting to giggle. By 80 he is laughing out loud and when that 100th cherry goes up his butt, the salesman is rolling around in the dirt hysterical with laughter.
The farmer who is completely baffled by the behavior says, "OK pervert, you did what I asked and I'm not gonna kill ya. Now tell me what's so funny." When the salesman had caught his breath and could talk, he says, "My friend's favorite fruit is watermelon!"
That night, the daughter sneaks into the barn, and she is HOT! She begs them to have sex with her and promises her father won't find out. She bangs each of them and they all fall asleep. They're awakened the next morning by the sound of the farmer cocking his shotgun. He says, "Didn't I warn you what would happen?" I'm a give yaw'll one chance to live. Now go out in the field and pick 100 of your favorite fruit!"
The first salesman's favorite fruit is cherries and he comes back after 15 minutes. The farmer, pointing his shotgun says, "now shuvem up your butt, one-by-one." The salesman is shaking in fear, but complies. The first 10 go in and it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. By the twentieth cherry, a slight smirk appears on his face and by 40 it's a wide grin. Half-way done and he's starting to giggle. By 80 he is laughing out loud and when that 100th cherry goes up his butt, the salesman is rolling around in the dirt hysterical with laughter.
The farmer who is completely baffled by the behavior says, "OK pervert, you did what I asked and I'm not gonna kill ya. Now tell me what's so funny." When the salesman had caught his breath and could talk, he says, "My friend's favorite fruit is watermelon!"
