What a great show.
Jokes to ease the tension
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What a great show.
Am amazingly funny show. It was brilliant and still gets belly laughs from me today.
I saw my son over the weekend and told him him I saw Steve Schirippa at the Garden, but until I spoke with him, wasn't sure it was was him.
"Of course you didn't recognize him for certain", my son began. "He looks like just about every St. John's fan", he continued.
"Over 60 and overweight.", he finished, laughing.
"Of course you didn't recognize him for certain", my son began. "He looks like just about every St. John's fan", he continued.
"Over 60 and overweight.", he finished, laughing.
AN AMISH FATHER AND SON VISIT A MALL. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE. THEY ARE SPECIALLY INTRIGUED BY THESE TWO METAL WALLS THAT KEEP OPENING AND CLOSING, BELLS THAT RING AND LIGHTS THAT FLASH.
THE SON SAYS," WHAT IS THAT?" THE FATHER NEVER SAW AN ELEVATOR BEFORE AND SAYS," I HAVE NO IDEA"
ABOUT THAT TIME A LITTLE 95-YEAR-OLD WOMAN HOBBLES UP, PUSHES A BUTTON, THE WALLS PART, SHE STEPS INSIDE, THE WALLS CLOSE. BELLS RING, LIGHTS FLASH.
25 SECONDS LATER THE WALLS OPEN UP AGAIN AND OUT STEPS A GREAT LOOKING 23-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
THE FATHER TURNS AND SAYS, "SON, GO GET YOUR MOTHER!"
THE SON SAYS," WHAT IS THAT?" THE FATHER NEVER SAW AN ELEVATOR BEFORE AND SAYS," I HAVE NO IDEA"
ABOUT THAT TIME A LITTLE 95-YEAR-OLD WOMAN HOBBLES UP, PUSHES A BUTTON, THE WALLS PART, SHE STEPS INSIDE, THE WALLS CLOSE. BELLS RING, LIGHTS FLASH.
25 SECONDS LATER THE WALLS OPEN UP AGAIN AND OUT STEPS A GREAT LOOKING 23-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
THE FATHER TURNS AND SAYS, "SON, GO GET YOUR MOTHER!"
Don’t read it before bed or they’ll make a movie about your mattress: “A River Runs Through It.”
Still won't do it.
Not that it will go that way. But you don’t think winning at Creighton and butler along with the other 3 would do it? I think winning on the road to them instead of winning at home to seton hall is the better case anyway?
But as this thread says. It’s a joke.
Creighton is a home game.
Oh yea. Thanks for pointing that out. We already blew one there. Another lost opportunity.
No Eric, I think chances of post season play gone. We won't win the BET, so that's it. Another Wednesday in the BET.
This thread should be locked on top as we really need it now.
Not exactly a joke but just wish Pitino had recruited players who could go the distance as Bill Ward and The Dominos could. Clyde McPhatter, one of the founders of The Drifters, was a backing Domino. From 1951, risqué to say the least, considered by many to be the first rock and roll record.
Silly Donovan
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There were three souls at the Pearly gates but in order to be admitted, each hopeful had to correctly answer a question…..
So the angel asked the first hopefull…. “ who was the first man?” The hopefull answered… Adam? …..DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang the gates opened up and in he went……
The angel asked the second hopeful….. “ who was the first woman?” The hopeful answered…. Eve? DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang…. The gates opened up and in she went….
As the third hopeful looked on he thought to himself, these questions are easy …. Piece of cake…. The angel sensing his arrogance asks him… “ ok sport, what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?” The third hopeful looked stressed, he didn’t have a clue and blurted out…”gee that’s a hard one”… DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang, the gates opened up and in he went.
So the angel asked the first hopefull…. “ who was the first man?” The hopefull answered… Adam? …..DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang the gates opened up and in he went……
The angel asked the second hopeful….. “ who was the first woman?” The hopeful answered…. Eve? DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang…. The gates opened up and in she went….
As the third hopeful looked on he thought to himself, these questions are easy …. Piece of cake…. The angel sensing his arrogance asks him… “ ok sport, what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?” The third hopeful looked stressed, he didn’t have a clue and blurted out…”gee that’s a hard one”… DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang, the gates opened up and in he went.
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Silly Donovan
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This past week I said to my lovely wife, you know, I’m getting old, I should start taking some Viagra. She turned to me and said, you don’t need that crap, you’re doing fine.
Without telling her I ordered some and had it delivered. Unfortunately she found it, became infuriated and threw it in the toilet. But now we have another issue…..whenever she drops her panties to go to the toilet the toilet seat shoots up.
Without telling her I ordered some and had it delivered. Unfortunately she found it, became infuriated and threw it in the toilet. But now we have another issue…..whenever she drops her panties to go to the toilet the toilet seat shoots up.
Speaking of hard ones Rick after his recent rant went from being a dick to being a hard on after stating he stands by his comments. (Joking).There were three souls at the Pearly gates but in order to be admitted, each hopeful had to correctly answer a question…..
So the angel asked the first hopefull…. “ who was the first man?” The hopefull answered… Adam? …..DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang the gates opened up and in he went……
The angel asked the second hopeful….. “ who was the first woman?” The hopeful answered…. Eve? DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang…. The gates opened up and in she went….
As the third hopeful looked on he thought to himself, these questions are easy …. Piece of cake…. The angel sensing his arrogance asks him… “ ok sport, what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?” The third hopeful looked stressed, he didn’t have a clue and blurted out…”gee that’s a hard one”… DING DING DING Bang Bang Bang, the gates opened up and in he went.
Today we have a different kind of tension. Big day. Not a big fan of trash talk but this video is so good with plsyers talking about Bird's trash dish: