I love almost every line that Sister Michael utters, here's examples:One of the best comedies of recent memory.
Sister Michael: "God, doesn't hate you Claire."
Claire: "Oh, thank you sister."
Sister: "You're not interesting enough."
Sister: Father Thomas usually deals with the wakes but he's very sick at the minute. Bedridden, in fact.
Gerry: God! What caused it?
Sister: Jack Daniels... mostly.
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You will go far in life, Jenny. But you will not be well liked.
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What cowboy is responsible for this soundproofing? It's atrocious. You need to speak to the lad who did our confessionals. They're great. There are fellas telling Father Peter where they stashed the murder weapon and the congregation is none the wiser.