Rick- Jones, I have never actually seen you play but From what I read on a ST John’s forum you play “hero ball”. Now I don’t actually know what that means but they post it a lot. From the tapes I saw you do like to shoot a lot. I plan on bringing in better shooters because I am Rick Pitino. You should transfer.
Rick- Dylan, there is some guy who keeps leaving messages for me begging to keep you, Maseface jr or something. You have some talent but from the tapes I saw you had your shot blocked 732 times and missed 234 layups. I am planning on bringing in better players because I am Rick Pitino. Have you ever considered Tight End? And I don’t think ST John’s has a football team, so um….
Rick- AJ, that Maseface guy and some middle aged white guy claiming to be Boo Harvey keep leaving me messages that you don’t defend. I do respect Larry Wright’s opinion though as I once had a very pleasant though uncomfortable conversation with him in the urinal.Now I see you made all BE Rookie team and have talent but since you know I am Rick Pitino if you stay you will probably be my 7th or 8th man. What say you?
Rick-Posh, outside of Soriano and Curbelo you are actually the only other player I know. Some guy Jack keeps leaving messages at all hours of the night begging me to keep you. Now you definitely have skills but I am 70 and I shoot better than you do. I would love for you to stay and be a rotation guy but since I am Rick Pitino I will definitely recruit a better point guard than you so… let me know and tell that Jack guy to stop calling me.
Rick- King, I don’t really know you but Tim Brando left a rather threatening voice mail that said I should keep you if I ever want to see my dog again. I am Rick Pitino, I can get another dog.
Rick-Andre, Andre, Andre can you stop juggling? Listen I saw you play in HS and, Andre, Andre are you eating popcorn? Listen Andre I think….. are you sleeping? Listen I am Rick Pitino I don’t have time for this!