[quote="SJ_NYC" post=283652]Let me save you a trip:
1. What are the factors that would make a talented Big man like Kofi decide to choose St. John's over other schools?
A: We have to show up he has the opportunity to be a big part of a rising program.
2. Who on the staff can develop a big man's talent the best?
A: Development of big men, like all players involves the entire staff. From Coach M all the way down to the trainer.
3. What is the biggest recruiting challenge facing St. John's in the New York City metro area?
A: Performance on the court has not been up to 'expectations' lately, so we have to show recruits that they can accomplish their goals here and resume the winning tradition of the program.
4. Why does he think players have been leaving the program?
A: Unfortunately, in the current state of the college basketball, roster turnover is a facet of all programs. We are no different.
5. What does he think of the absence of Slice?
A: We miss him, and he brought a lot to the table, but it just didn't work as all parties expected. We're all still great friends.
6. If St. John's were to hire another assistant coach who are his favorite candidates.
A: We like our current staff, and I have nothing further to add to that.
7. Does his wife enjoy living in NYC and does she attend the games.
A: She loves it! NYC is the greatest city in the world.
8. Has he blocked the Maven on Twitter?
A: You know I can't comment on individuals on Twitter, or otherwise.
9. How often does he visit redmen.com?
A: I am aware of it, but I do not actively visit it.
10. Is he actively looking for another job opportunity?
A. Ha! No, I love this program and my job.
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[/quote] You should be a politician.
