Nope not in the detective business but usually pretty good at detecting posters and their fake identities when they try to change their screeen name. I'd say you are a middle aged white male probably in his 60's.
You have mellowed out slightly since Realfan posted under that screen name which would lead me to believe you are taking some sort of medication for anger or anxiety. Possibly paxil.
The only thing that you and the original realfan and you dont have in common would be realfans tendency to write like a angry serial killer with all the large cap letters. But being put on some sort of medication would cause me to believe that tendency would go away slightly or if he was trying to hide his new identity by acting slightly more normal.
But the thing that is interesting is your posts just like realfans have evoked a strong send of annoyance amongst many posters in the exact same way even if your posts now are not in largecaps.
Coincidence ? Couple that with me knowing for a fact that Realfan's name was John and also couple that with the fact that Bamafan has kind of come to your defense on the site ( and Bamafan said he was personal friends with realfan a long time ago ).
Further coincidence ?
Great post! That had me LMAO.
BTW - I never had a chance to tell you how great it was meeting you and your girlfriend at UCLA last year. My son and I had a great time! Perhaps this guy is related to that UCLA goon sitting down the row from us???