Stages of grief, redmen.com style.
Shock: Wait, is Mahoney really this bad?
Wait, is Fran this nuts?
Wait, is Jarvis this lazy?
Wait, is Norm this far over his head?
Wait, is Lav being forced out?
Wait, does Mullin shiv a git about this job?
Wait, is Anderson ever going to turn it around?
Denial: Mahoney was BE coach of the year and landed Felipe!
Fran has us back in the dance and two awesome recruiting classes!
Jarvis took us to the Elite 8 and a BE championship!
Norm has so much to overcome!
Lav's the CEO of the program; someone else can coach!
Mullin just beat Nova and Duke, he can turn this around!
Anderson needs more time for his system to click!
Anger: Mahoney lost control of this team!
Fran is a few strings short of a hoop!
Jarvis is lazy AND arrogant!
Norm is Norm!
Lav doesn't share the sugar!
Mullin is asleep at the scorer's table!
Anderson is on all access!
Bargaining: If we fire Mahoney, we can get Majerus!
If we fire Fran, we can get Majerus!
If we fire Jarvis, we can get Calipari!
If we fire Norm, we can get Calipari!
If we fire Lav, we can get Danny Hurley!
If we fire Mullin, we can get Bobby Hurley!
If we fire Anderson, we can get Pitino!
Depression: Redmen.com 1997 to present
Acceptance: We will never be as good as we were in the 80s, but maybe once in a while we can just have some fun again.