I am taking nothing for granted here so I am doing/have done the following.
1. Broke out my old Marvin Jones jersey which the Jets have never won while I wore it.
2. I took the 7 the Jets are getting. I NEVER win when I bet the Jets.
3. The most painful of all.. I have invited my friend over today AKA the mush. He is normally not allowed over on Sunday during football season but I have to make an exception maybe even for the rest of the year. He lives the ole, if I didn't have bad luck, I would have no luck at all. Given the current environment we will be watching this game outside as who know where the mush has been (nor do I want to know) so I have made a space for him in the shed in case the Jets go up at any point during the game. We will put him in the shed.
On the counter upstairs I see my wife has already taken out the febreeze, lysol and some saved holy water. I will be going to church after the game to hopefully cleanse myself of all this wrong doing. Go JETS! ? or Don't Go Jets! Whatever works..