Jokes to ease the tension
- Thread starter Eric
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And Bobby Bacala didn’t find Uncle Junior’s way of telling that joke funny enough.
Treasure Coast Johnny
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Older gent is bored in retirement and wants to get back in the workforce. He gets an interview with a local company.
HR interviewer - What would you say is your greatest weakness?
Retiree - I’d have to say my brutal honesty.
HR interviewer - I don’t think honesty is a weakness.
Retiree - I don’t give a f*ck what you think.
HR interviewer - What would you say is your greatest weakness?
Retiree - I’d have to say my brutal honesty.
HR interviewer - I don’t think honesty is a weakness.
Retiree - I don’t give a f*ck what you think.
This is great. I'm a recruiter so I am stealing this
Spocky Ramone
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Popsicle stick joke (warning: may cause physical pain)
He had no body to go with!
How did you do that with the hiding the joke line?
Spocky Ramone
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In your post, click on the second image of the three vertical dots, then click on the “eye with the slash” (aka second to last icon)
You will see this dialog box:
Enter the text you want visible in the post. Click Continue. HTML will be generated, you put what you want hidden between the SPOILER tags:
And you get:
You will see this dialog box:
Enter the text you want visible in the post. Click Continue. HTML will be generated, you put what you want hidden between the SPOILER tags:
And you get:
The text between the SPOILER tags is hidden
Spocky Ramone
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Instructions above!
Thanks!
Spocky Ramone
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YW/Any time!
Spocky Ramone
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Popsicle stick joke (warning: may cause intelligence quotient to plummet)
Because it saw the milk shake!
Popsicle stick joke--get the name of the joke company; these are "dad jokes"
That’s disturbing yet funny.
passitback
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Dreamt I was a muffler last night...
I woke up exhausted...
I woke up exhausted...
Spocky Ramone
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Popsicle stick joke (warning: best by date on box is 03/2026, if you view this joke after that date then it will be nowhere near as hilarious as it was on posting date)
An Alley-gator!
Spocky Ramone
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A blonde was walking along the river trying to find a way to the other side.
Half a mile down the river she sees another blonde on the other side.
She yells "hey, hey you! How do I get to the other side of the river"
The second blonde replies "you are on the other side dummy"
Half a mile down the river she sees another blonde on the other side.
She yells "hey, hey you! How do I get to the other side of the river"
The second blonde replies "you are on the other side dummy"
A minister and a politician arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time. After St. Peter gave them a rundown on life in heaven, he took them inside to show them where they would live.
He stopped first at a small rustic one room cabin with a bed, a desk, a cooking area, and toilet area for the clergyman.
Moving on, he next stopped in front of an opulent palace, complete with all the amenities expected in such a luxurious dwelling.
The politician was taken aback and asked St. Peter why the minister was provided such a humble abode and he such a magnificent one.
St. Peter explained, “You have to understand, we have thousands upon thousands upon thousands of ministers here in heaven, but you are the very first politician to make it.”
He stopped first at a small rustic one room cabin with a bed, a desk, a cooking area, and toilet area for the clergyman.
Moving on, he next stopped in front of an opulent palace, complete with all the amenities expected in such a luxurious dwelling.
The politician was taken aback and asked St. Peter why the minister was provided such a humble abode and he such a magnificent one.
St. Peter explained, “You have to understand, we have thousands upon thousands upon thousands of ministers here in heaven, but you are the very first politician to make it.”