St. John's/Rutgers Game Thread

[austour]

Well, our resident midget porn enthusiast FUN currently doing soliloquies over on Big East Boards gave me a very l o n g......shot-out over on BEB this morning. For those that don't read his fortune-cookie day-after x-rated drivel, here are my film credits:
FUN:
"If you guessed me, you'd be wrong. It is in fact some fuckhead called Class of 72 who posts over on Redmen dot com. That's right, some shitbrain comes to this website, reads my carefully crafted jokes, copies them down, and then goes over to RM and presents them as if they were his own. This morning he’s even written a game recap suspiciously like this one wherein he refers to TGAPL as "the great and powerful one." I have in the past had occasion to bury my foot deep in Class of 72's ass, because he knows fuck-all about basketball and is not very smrat ® besides, but I never thought he’d stoop to plagiarism. Among writers at least plagiarists are the lowest form of human scum. Sure, Class of 72 isn’t a writer, I’m surprised he can turn his computer on with breaking a bone, but at least we can all agree that his theft is reprehensible and that he’s a repulsive fuckstain."

Yes, I must admit I enjoy FUN's witty Midget porn analyses very much. Since I am not an attorney who specialized in defending Child porn abusers and can barely walk and use my new IPhone at the same time, he correct about my computer skills. Yes, I make fun of him here and do so intentionally. But I never thought he would take it the point of making his audience on BEB....RealFan, PMG and 6 other members, think I copied his Al Goldstein Screw Magazine style here on RM and using his gifted post-game thoughts as my own!!
Quite the contrary! You see, you FUN non-followers, I write my shit within an hour after I leave the game while Mr. Goldstein writes his shit the day after! He seems to be shitstain copying my comments about Branch and Philley Green at the PG postion and using them the DAY AFTER on BEB!!!
Now I have been known to use and abuse 4-letter words to point my wife has duct-taped soap to my mouth but when he says "we can all agree that his theft is reprehensible" ........well, is like saying it would be safe to leave your dogs, sheep and horses with FUN at his stable knowing he has his Brazialian girlfriend lubricated for another 20 minutes of animal husbandry!

I am sure his Georgetown game analysis will be posted on BEB within the first 2 hours post-game now that he sees none of my posts follow his.....quite the opposite.
As the one-eyed hooker said to the sailor..........I'll keep an eye out for ya' Mr. FUN!
Winky and number one sign with my middle finger. LOL! And all those emoticons I refuse to paste I will leave to you.
Can't wait for your sticky fingers to give me another shout-out!

Insane much?

Me, FUN or just all of us in general? We are........!

I'm pretty sure he's talking about you, though I"m not sure if FUN is sane either. But he's a lot more funny and insightful.

 

[JackofVirginia]

Why because we lost a close game does it mean Lavin can't coach? Not every game is going to be a blowout. We didn't make free throws...man our coach stinks. Sampson took some stupid shots, man Lavin sucks.. Cmon people... It's getting absurd already.

What was wrong with the strategy yesterday? Nothing.. We defended pretty well and it the glass. We just didn't make shots at times only have one guy why can score which is Harrison. My only real criticism yesterday is that Branch didn't play nearly enough because he's a lot better PG than Phil Greene. Greene is best off the ball.

And who is responsible for Branch sitting out the second half? IMHO that played a big part in our defeat last night.

 

[STJClass_2013]

Why because we lost a close game does it mean Lavin can't coach? Not every game is going to be a blowout. We didn't make free throws...man our coach stinks. Sampson took some stupid shots, man Lavin sucks.. Cmon people... It's getting absurd already.

What was wrong with the strategy yesterday? Nothing.. We defended pretty well and it the glass. We just didn't make shots at times only have one guy why can score which is Harrison. My only real criticism yesterday is that Branch didn't play nearly enough because he's a lot better PG than Phil Greene. Greene is best off the ball.

And who is responsible for Branch sitting out the second half? IMHO that played a big part in our defeat last night.

Free throws 15-27 we left this game on the line. Period. You can say we could have won if Branch was in and you might be right. Next practice I would bring these guys to taffner and have them shot free throws until the make 20 in row. Obekpa would walk out with the ability to shoot free throws.

 

[Class of 72]

Well, our resident midget porn enthusiast FUN currently doing soliloquies over on Big East Boards gave me a very l o n g......shot-out over on BEB this morning. For those that don't read his fortune-cookie day-after x-rated drivel, here are my film credits:
FUN:
"If you guessed me, you'd be wrong. It is in fact some fuckhead called Class of 72 who posts over on Redmen dot com. That's right, some shitbrain comes to this website, reads my carefully crafted jokes, copies them down, and then goes over to RM and presents them as if they were his own. This morning he’s even written a game recap suspiciously like this one wherein he refers to TGAPL as "the great and powerful one." I have in the past had occasion to bury my foot deep in Class of 72's ass, because he knows fuck-all about basketball and is not very smrat ® besides, but I never thought he’d stoop to plagiarism. Among writers at least plagiarists are the lowest form of human scum. Sure, Class of 72 isn’t a writer, I’m surprised he can turn his computer on with breaking a bone, but at least we can all agree that his theft is reprehensible and that he’s a repulsive fuckstain."

Yes, I must admit I enjoy FUN's witty Midget porn analyses very much. Since I am not an attorney who specialized in defending Child porn abusers and can barely walk and use my new IPhone at the same time, he correct about my computer skills. Yes, I make fun of him here and do so intentionally. But I never thought he would take it the point of making his audience on BEB....RealFan, PMG and 6 other members, think I copied his Al Goldstein Screw Magazine style here on RM and using his gifted post-game thoughts as my own!!
Quite the contrary! You see, you FUN non-followers, I write my shit within an hour after I leave the game while Mr. Goldstein writes his shit the day after! He seems to be shitstain copying my comments about Branch and Philley Green at the PG postion and using them the DAY AFTER on BEB!!!
Now I have been known to use and abuse 4-letter words to point my wife has duct-taped soap to my mouth but when he says "we can all agree that his theft is reprehensible" ........well, is like saying it would be safe to leave your dogs, sheep and horses with FUN at his stable knowing he has his Brazialian girlfriend lubricated for another 20 minutes of animal husbandry!

I am sure his Georgetown game analysis will be posted on BEB within the first 2 hours post-game now that he sees none of my posts follow his.....quite the opposite.
As the one-eyed hooker said to the sailor..........I'll keep an eye out for ya' Mr. FUN!
Winky and number one sign with my middle finger. LOL! And all those emoticons I refuse to paste I will leave to you.
Can't wait for your sticky fingers to give me another shout-out!

Insane much?

Me, FUN or just all of us in general? We are........!

I'm pretty sure he's talking about you, though I"m not sure if FUN is sane either. But he's a lot more funny and insightful.

No sh$t Sherlock! We all try to be funny here....even Aussie-wanna-bes like you, but saying Fun is funnier is like saying Ted Bundy was a better serial killer than FUN's idol John Wayne Gacy! Andrew Dice Clay ( a personal favorite) may be funny to some but an irreverant sexist racist comedian to others. Comdey is funny that way!

As for insightful, if you mean announcing Lavin a dunce from day one and baptizing him TGAPL, I find little of what he says to be insightful but he is a hell of a lot funnier than some of the "stick-in-the-mud" experts I read on all three of our sites.
Why even Dave Krapiinski's Hitler youth attitude on JJ can be considered "funny"! Who else would have made Marco Baldi a "mod" and more recently declared Sir Dom the "leader" of our team in answer to Moose's survey.

Finally, do not mistake "opinion" for "insight" unless you are breaking bread and drinking wine with Lav. The only guy I know who does that, the Maven, does not post here anymore either.
I wish he did and I wish Fun would too....more often.
Now go put another shrimp on the Barbie and knock down a Fosters ( that's Australian for shit beer is it not? ).

 

[austour]

Fosters ( that's Australian for shit beer is it not? ).

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

Oh wait at least he got something right, even if it's only about beer.

If these crazy sounding posts of yours are simply meant to be trying to be funny might I suggest you try to be less funny.

 

[Class of 72]

Fosters ( that's Australian for shit beer is it not? ).

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

Oh wait at least he got something right, even if it's only about beer.

If these crazy sounding posts of yours are simply meant to be trying to be funny might I suggest you try to be less funny.

Most of what I post is in fun! I know some of you clearly need emoticons to highlight the intent of a sentence but I am too lazy to do so. So I go on record that I respect everyone's view here.....even that sick bastard Fun. I am not the one who sets my profile picture to Mass Murderers and Psychopaths. I keep it in the SJ family.
I am not the one who posted explicatives on BEB about me....he did. In payback, I did the same here knowing he would crawl from under his rock to visit since his exile.
What YOU find funny but I do not is how Fun comes back just to grovel and throw in the Catholic Church, litigation threats, hurt feelings etc. looking for sympathy for the very sh*t you seem to love (are you also a fan of midget porn?).
My experience with pompous asses is they come crying and complaining just like the people they claim to be pompous asses when the proverbial shoe is on the other foot.
Re-read his BEB comments if you missed his libelous soliloquy.
If you really enjoy his "comedic reviews" post-game, then visit him in exile. I am, and I admit, no Fun. But if you just want to be a shit-stirrer, then welcome aboard! The more the merrier!

 

[mjmaherjr]

Im done with this team. Fold the program, get rid of sports altogether, I just dont care anymore. Nobody goes to these games and Im tired of shleping home on the railroad after another miserable loss after drinking watered down piss water disguised as Bud Light for $10 a bottle. There is no joy in rooting for this team, just pain agony and aggravation. They finally broke me down tonight. Northshore, Ohiofan and all you others that dont go anymore I'm coming to join ya. I wish the team well but I'm done. Ray John dont call me about Big East tourny tix sell my GTown tix and all the rest of them. I AM DONE.

See you at the game saturday.

 

[austour]

Fosters ( that's Australian for shit beer is it not? ).

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

Oh wait at least he got something right, even if it's only about beer.

If these crazy sounding posts of yours are simply meant to be trying to be funny might I suggest you try to be less funny.

Most of what I post is in fun! I know some of you clearly need emoticons to highlight the intent of a sentence but I am too lazy to do so. So I go on record that I respect everyone's view here.....even that sick bastard Fun. I am not the one who sets my profile picture to Mass Murderers and Psychopaths. I keep it in the SJ family.
I am not the one who posted explicatives on BEB about me....he did. In payback, I did the same here knowing he would crawl from under his rock to visit since his exile.
What YOU find funny but I do not is how Fun comes back just to grovel and throw in the Catholic Church, litigation threats, hurt feelings etc. looking for sympathy for the very sh*t you seem to love (are you also a fan of midget porn?).
My experience with pompous asses is they come crying and complaining just like the people they claim to be pompous asses when the proverbial shoe is on the other foot.
Re-read his BEB comments if you missed his libelous soliloquy.
If you really enjoy his "comedic reviews" post-game, then visit him in exile. I am, and I admit, no Fun. But if you just want to be a shit-stirrer, then welcome aboard! The more the merrier!

I don't want to get involved in this conflict anymore since you seem to be taking it too seriously for someone saying they're having fun so I'll refrain from comment except to say, Midget porn is highly overrated. Amputee porn? Well that's another story.