Nov 8, 2016 - The lesser of two evils?
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hmy:
According to my sources it's all set to go down on April 20th, for obvious reasons.
April 20th: Chuck Woolery burns down the set of Family Feud and blames it on the host of Deal or No Deal Howie Mandel, a Canadian. Mandel is deported, along with fellow countrymen Alec Trebek and 94 year old Monty Hall.
April 22nd: Trump names Bob Eubanks head of the newly created Department of Whoopie. In retaliation for the Family Feud fire Eubanks bans travel to and from Niagara Falls Canada, a honeymoon hotspot.
April 23rd: Candian Prime Minister Justin Zoolander flies to Santa Monica and meets with Head of US Programming Reichschancellor Bert Convy. Convy and Zoolander sign what comes to be known as the MuNickatNight Accord, which guarantees free US citizens free access to Saturday Night Curling on the CBC in exchange for increased US vegetable exports. Zoolander announces that he has achieved "peas in our time."
April 27th: in a series of orchestrated riots, Trump supporters burn books and records by Canadian artists Mordechi Richler, Leonard Cohen, Celine Dion and Lynn Anderson - even Snowbird - after Trump's Propaganda Minister Wayne Brady deliver a fiery address denouncing “decadence, moral corruption and Moosehead beer.”
April 29th: Trump announces the arrest and summary execution of Martin Short for treason.
May 1st: Trump announces the construction of camps for the interment of suspected Canadian traitors and names Drew Carey head of the newly formed Guest-star-po.
May 7th: Canadian Prime Minister Zoolander attends a drum circle at the Curling Hall of Fame in Moosejaw Saskatchewan. The ceremony was temporarily disrupted when Michael J Fox's tremors caused the circle to migrate the tempo to 13/5 but after order is restored Canadian intellectuals such as Malcolm Gladwell, Seth Rogan, and Jim Carrey denounce Trump as a fascist and a warmonger.
May 14th: The US Senate passes the Law for Rectification of the Distress of Nation (Gesetz zur Behebung der Not von Volk und Reich), commonly known as the Enabling Act (Ermächtigungsgesetz, eh?). This law allows Trump to sign legislation into law that without parliamentary consent. Trump's first act under the new law is to cancel the third season of Schitt's Creek.
May 17th: Members of the newly formed Trump Youth stage a massive public school walk out after students in Portland Oregon are required to write an essay comparing Dudley Doright to Deputy Droopalong. Millions of dollars of damages ensue when the rioting students target Canadian companies such as Costco, 1-800-GOT-JUNK? and Tim Horton.
May 18th: Using his newly acquired powers Trump announced that Canadians in the US will be required to wear yellow maple leafs (Judenstern, eh?) on their toques to identify them as dirty rotten canuckleheads. In a unanimous decision by Chief Justice Jeff Foxworthy the US Supreme Court finds Trump's actions constitutional under the Family Decency Act.
May 18th: Trump attacks North Korea to start a war, probably with China.
Summary of today's events:
Nunes said Wednesday that Trump's personal communications and those of associates may have been picked up by intelligence agencies conducting surveillance of foreign targets after the election.
Gosh, I wonder which country the foreign targets were from. Lock him up, Lock him up, Lock him up, Lock him up.
Nunes said Wednesday that Trump's personal communications and those of associates may have been picked up by intelligence agencies conducting surveillance of foreign targets after the election.
Gosh, I wonder which country the foreign targets were from. Lock him up, Lock him up, Lock him up, Lock him up.
So president elect Trump was being [strike]wire tapped [/strike]surveilled by his predecessor? That does sound serious. I can understand why you'd want Obama prosecuted.
PS You forgot to mention in this post how many times you voted for Reagan so it's hard to take your posts about incarcerating the sitting president and martial law being declared seriously. Do better next time. Maybe start by saying something like "As a lifetime Republican who has a picture of Ronald Reagan over my bed and who has never voted for any liberal ever I have been forced to change my allegiance because of the election of a squishy middle of the road socially liberal former democrat game show host has shattered my faith in democracy.. ..' Because that would make you much more creditable.
Life time Repiblican - yes, voted for Reagan three times (no photo above the bed, sorry), including the 1976 primary, both Bushes twice, Dole and McCain (couldn't vote for the Mormon, so I sat that one out like the Europeans did in the original Red Dawn movie). Correct, I never voted for a liberal. No allegiance change either, just trying to support the constitution and, at the same time, avoid learning how to speak Russian. Instead of ridiculing, why don't you take a serious look at the evidence we know so far? It all points to collusion with the Russians interference in the election.
it's scary how much I agree with Fun lately. Maybe something wrong with me or maybe I have seen was too many flat out lies on the left about Trump already that are so easy to disprove. Am I 100% confident that nothing falls to Trump ? No. but maybe 80%. But I am confident that the lunatic far left has spread to the semi reasonable left of center ( not people here. More of my friends on FB )
In the first place, the Russians have been attempting to interfere with our elections for 100 years, during which time they spent trillions of dollars on propaganda and espionage designed to overthrow the US government. Now all of a sudden I'm supposed to be horrified that they hacked the DNC's email account? Well I'm not. I'd be more surprised if you told me they didn't.
As for "all" the "evidence" pointing to anything, here's CNN's latest bombshell:
"The FBI has information that indicates associates of President Donald Trump communicated with suspected Russian operatives to possibly coordinate the release of information damaging to Hillary Clinton's campaign,”
When Joe McCarthy claimed he had information that associates of President Truman had ties to the Russian government, that was the greatest threat to democracy since King George III. Have you at long last no decency sir. Libs still hide under their beds when they hear McCarthy's name and McCarthy was right: under FDR and HST there were actual communist spies at the highest levels of the US government. Nowadays though indications of communications between suspected operatives to possibly coordinate something is the height of patriotism from the party that laughed and laughed when President Jugears told Mitt Romney that the 80's called and wanted its foreign policy back when he said that Russia is the US's enemy.
What's happening here is that the democrat party and its lap dogs in the media are throwing a temper tantrum because middle america rejected the idea that they should bend over and take it - it being post modernism, multi culturalism, open borders, a brobdingnagian and ever more intrusive welfare state - for their own good.
You can't have it both ways. Trump can't be both an imbecile and a diabolical genius. Just like with Bush, he was one the one hand a babbling idiot who had trouble reading children's books and on the other a Machiavellian statesman who masterminded 9-11 and tricked 40 other countries into helping him invade Iraq. Pick one.
I have q question. DIdnt Obama try to influence the Israeli election and actually used tax payer funded money to do it ?
Were democrats crying then ?
Does anyone honestly believe we haven't tried to influence other countries elections ?
Hell we attack countries for regime change
Were democrats crying then ?
Does anyone honestly believe we haven't tried to influence other countries elections ?
Hell we attack countries for regime change
Stick to the point, which is the fact that Trumpettes (four named so far) conspired with Russians to rig the election. That sounds like treason to me. Trying to change the subject, spout multiple irrelevant details and talk about the last 100 years, McCarthy, democrats temper tantrums, etc. doesn't change that fact.
Evidence: Four of trumps election committee are known to have had contacts with Rushkies during the election process. Where there is smoke there is fire.
Sold down the river: all the Tumpette voters that believed coal mining and well-paying factory jobs are coming back as well the ones who will lose their health care.
The election wasn't rigged. No one is saying that. However there appears to be evidence of collusion but what does that really mean? Time will tell. (and the, we affect other elections too ya know argument is pretty useless, suggest it stops).
I would only say that if the shoe were on the other foot that hysterical folks on the right would be calling for Clinton or Obama's execution (and in fact they continue to do so for little or no reason) so seeing some of the more hysterical responses from my comrades on the left doesn't cause me any concern. Seems to be the state of play in our union today.
I would only say that if the shoe were on the other foot that hysterical folks on the right would be calling for Clinton or Obama's execution (and in fact they continue to do so for little or no reason) so seeing some of the more hysterical responses from my comrades on the left doesn't cause me any concern. Seems to be the state of play in our union today.
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