"That f'n Monte" !!
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Steve Lavin to wife Mary:
"Hi honey, hope all is well at the Yoga studio. I hear my old friend Bucknasty is working on getting Chris Mullin fired. Should I try to stage a comeback at St. John's? I hate this bungalow we are living in and would like to put in a low ball bid on Mullin's Port Washington house. What do you think?"
Mary to Steve:
" Great idea honey! I miss working with the team. I think all these Steve Lavin kids need is a little Yoga and meditation. Go for it!"
Steve to Mary:
"OK babe! Do you think if I buy all the existing inventory of the Weasles that Fun will support me on redmen.com and on Johnny Jungle or do you think he will just say F.O.A.D.?"
Mary to Steve:
"I know honey. He will be a tough nut to crack but we're only talking 20 or 30 8 tracks in his basement so it is worth a try. I'm more worried about OTIS. He's a mod and may delete all of Bucknasty's FIRE MULLIN posts. Then what?"
Steve to Mary:
"Then I would arrange a sit down with The Maven, OTIS, Slice and Tom Pecora at Rao's. I will broker peace with the four families. If they don't accept, at the end of the dinner I want you to come out of the ladies room with the gun I hid in the Tampex dispenser. Shoot the Maven, OTIS and Slice between the eyes. Leave Pecora alone. He's going to be my associate head coach.....right after he drives up to Albany and delivers some cannoli to that Fun guy. I'm also looking into the immigration status of that Pinoy president. I need him to get deported before I take the job of re resurrecting St. John's. BTW, where did you put my hammer and rock?"