Try being a goalie.I had no idea that this site had so many european soccer fans, I am not included in that group for sure.
the Butler game is THE game tomorrow not a game where you can't use your hands, It's unAmerican not to be able to use your hands.
That's about six steps too many for me to reasonably follow.1.Tell your wife you have to run to the store and will be back in an hour.
2. Leave your cell phone on the kitchen table ( you did this by accident of course ) so when she tries calling you she hears the cell phone ringing and realizes you forgot it.
3. Go meet RedStormNC at a bar to watch the game. Drink Screwdrivers or Whiteclaws that won't give scent of alcohol on your breath but only 2 max 3 so you are coherent.
4. After game have RedstormNC follow you to store parking lot drop your car off and have him drive you home but give him your keys.
5. Tell your wife you must have dropped your keys in the store parking lot and spent the last several hours looking for them and didnt have your cell phone to call her
6. When your wife asks you " why didnt you borrow someones cell phone to call me " you say " That's why I married you I cant believe I didnt think of that you are sooo smart what would I do without you "
7. Pray that works and live to watch the game thursday at noon
8. ( hypothetically speaking of course I lived to tell this story )
As soon as you said you have hope your wife should have called the mobile crisis unit.ME: I AM GOING TO THE BET FOR THE UMPTEENTH YEAR IN A ROW
WIFE: DON'T GET AS DRUNK AS YOU USUALLY DO
ME: I only do that when St. John's wins
Wife: LIAR!!!!!!!!
Curbelo will be late, trapped in Amtrak caboose in New HavenSo I just looked and we went from 6.5 point favorites this morning to 5.5 point favorites. Does that mean that Curbelo is playing?![]()
Hope that’s not Eric already bombed in his msg suite with free drinks placing a drunk bet on butler:So I just looked and we went from 6.5 point favorites this morning to 5.5 point favorites. Does that mean that Curbelo is playing?![]()
That’s what happens when you are a perennial 8-9 game participant and haven’t made BET semis in 23 years.20
Minutes to game time. Empty!!
And people say we have this as home court?? Lol
YupThat’s what happens when you are a perennial 8-9 game participant and haven’t made BET semis in 23 years.
Wow no one there20
Minutes to game time. Empty!!
And people say we have this as home court?? Lol