Lawmanfan's Christmas List

[beast of the east]

Merry Christmas to Guinness77 from Emanuel Adebeyor!

hahaha..very entertaining football. Back and forth, explosive counterattack...we may not win every week, but I feel like we got a little bit of our Tottenham back.

If you people are really spamming my Xmas thread with soccer (btw, not a sport), then I will have all of you banned before you can say "Manchester United."

And really, did somebody just actually refer to soccer (not a sport) as "football?" Seriously?

My Xmas wish for myself is that you people stick to the "football" forum with with this stuff.. Though we call it "soccer," suckers.

Sorry, I can't let this remark go.. what is your definition of a sport if soccer (I agree with the football part) isn't included? Golf, no sport. Auto racing, no sport. Fly fishing, no sport. Soccer, SPORT.

Actually, the great American writer, Ernest Hemingway, didn't think baseball was much of a sport, and preferred more manly endeavors such as bullfighting, big game hunting, and boxing. I could only imagine what he'd think of basketball. To each his own.

 

[paultzman]

Merry Christmas to Guinness77 from Emanuel Adebeyor!

hahaha..very entertaining football. Back and forth, explosive counterattack...we may not win every week, but I feel like we got a little bit of our Tottenham back.

If you people are really spamming my Xmas thread with soccer (btw, not a sport), then I will have all of you banned before you can say "Manchester United."

And really, did somebody just actually refer to soccer (not a sport) as "football?" Seriously?

My Xmas wish for myself is that you people stick to the "football" forum with with this stuff.. Though we call it "soccer," suckers.

Sorry, I can't let this remark go.. what is your definition of a sport if soccer (I agree with the football part) isn't included? Golf, no sport. Auto racing, no sport. Fly fishing, no sport. Soccer, SPORT.

Actually, the great American writer, Ernest Hemingway, didn't think baseball was much of a sport, and preferred more manly endeavors such as bullfighting, big game hunting, and boxing. I could only imagine what he'd think of basketball. To each his own.

Probably would blow his brains out again.

 

[Class of 72]

Merry Christmas to Guinness77 from Emanuel Adebeyor!

hahaha..very entertaining football. Back and forth, explosive counterattack...we may not win every week, but I feel like we got a little bit of our Tottenham back.

If you people are really spamming my Xmas thread with soccer (btw, not a sport), then I will have all of you banned before you can say "Manchester United."

And really, did somebody just actually refer to soccer (not a sport) as "football?" Seriously?

My Xmas wish for myself is that you people stick to the "football" forum with with this stuff.. Though we call it "soccer," suckers.

Sorry, I can't let this remark go.. what is your definition of a sport if soccer (I agree with the football part) isn't included? Golf, no sport. Auto racing, no sport. Fly fishing, no sport. Soccer, SPORT.

Actually, the great American writer, Ernest Hemingway, didn't think baseball was much of a sport, and preferred more manly endeavors such as bullfighting, big game hunting, and boxing. I could only imagine what he'd think of basketball. To each his own.

You are so right Beast! To each his own
Personally, after redmen basketball and soccer, my list includes female mud wrestling, women's beach volleyball, wet tee shirt contests and women's Olympic swimming (rear views only during warm-ups).

 

[SJU85]

I know I'm not a regular, but none of you bastards could wish me a manager for my favorite EPL team?

Would that be MU?

 

[SJU85]

I know I'm not a regular, but none of you bastards could wish me a manager for my favorite EPL team?

Would that be MU?

DUH, I should have paid attention to your avatar and I would have gotten my answer. It's been a long day.

 

[guinness77]

Merry Christmas to Guinness77 from Emanuel Adebeyor!

hahaha..very entertaining football. Back and forth, explosive counterattack...we may not win every week, but I feel like we got a little bit of our Tottenham back.

If you people are really spamming my Xmas thread with soccer (btw, not a sport), then I will have all of you banned before you can say "Manchester United."

And really, did somebody just actually refer to soccer (not a sport) as "football?" Seriously?

My Xmas wish for myself is that you people stick to the "football" forum with with this stuff.. Though we call it "soccer," suckers.

Oh come on. You love me and care about my feelings. Especially in this time when my beloved football club hurts

Oh, and Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!

 

[T6K0E6]

For 
Dinkins- new boxing gloves.
Maher - a FIRM wedding date.
Paul M - ad revenue from the Ridgewood Savings Bank
OTIS - a tee shirt that says Max is the Man
RedmanNorth- a 7 ft center----for the ladies team!
Jack - his first Norelco shaver.
Paultzman - a Tweeter's Guide to the Universe.
Moose - an executive job with FoxSports1
Salty Dog - Salt Peter
TIS - a "Fan of 72" tee shirt
Austour - lifetime round trip tickets to Australia
SimplyRed - a Dante DeBlasio Fro
Usguard - a.new.morse.code.hand.book..
Steinfeld - a new Comdey series
JerseyShoreJohnny- a big Lotto win---he would give half to SJU!
Gonzalo - an independent Basque State
Fun - The book " I Am a Barbarian" by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Redmanwest- a new handle--West does not mean West Hempstead.
Kranmars - un baccio !'
Ohio Fan - Forza Barcelona!
Marco Baldi - Iona banned for 10 years due to NCAA violations.
westchester joe - a dinner date with Dinkins
Joe3 - a redmen.com medium tee shirt

As a fellow Basque I give you credit knowing they want an independent state.

 

[salty dog]

Merry Christmas to Guinness77 from Emanuel Adebeyor!

hahaha..very entertaining football. Back and forth, explosive counterattack...we may not win every week, but I feel like we got a little bit of our Tottenham back.

If you people are really spamming my Xmas thread with soccer (btw, not a sport), then I will have all of you banned before you can say "Manchester United."

And really, did somebody just actually refer to soccer (not a sport) as "football?" Seriously?

My Xmas wish for myself is that you people stick to the "football" forum with with this stuff.. Though we call it "soccer," suckers.

Sorry, I can't let this remark go.. what is your definition of a sport if soccer (I agree with the football part) isn't included? Golf, no sport. Auto racing, no sport. Fly fishing, no sport. Soccer, SPORT.

Actually, the great American writer, Ernest Hemingway, didn't think baseball was much of a sport, and preferred more manly endeavors such as bullfighting, big game hunting, and boxing. I could only imagine what he'd think of basketball. To each his own.

You are so right Beast! To each his own
Personally, after redmen basketball and soccer, my list includes female mud wrestling, women's beach volleyball, wet tee shirt contests and women's Olympic swimming (rear views only during warm-ups).

72, not a bad sports list.

 

[firestorm]

Merry Christmas to Guinness77 from Emanuel Adebeyor!

hahaha..very entertaining football. Back and forth, explosive counterattack...we may not win every week, but I feel like we got a little bit of our Tottenham back.

If you people are really spamming my Xmas thread with soccer (btw, not a sport), then I will have all of you banned before you can say "Manchester United."

And really, did somebody just actually refer to soccer (not a sport) as "football?" Seriously?

My Xmas wish for myself is that you people stick to the "football" forum with with this stuff.. Though we call it "soccer," suckers.

Oh come on. You love me and care about my feelings. Especially in this time when my beloved football club hurts

Oh, and Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!

No sympathy from me. I'm a West Ham supporter. You want a manager? You can take Big Sam and enjoy a goal-less existence.

 

[lawmanfan]

No sympathy from me. I'm a West Ham supporter. You want a manager? You can take Big Sam and enjoy a goal-less existence.

Another one. Jeez. Isn't "a goal-less" existence typical of soccer? They score about as often as Halley's Comet comes around. That's why when they actually do something other than kick the ball back and forth on the lawn (for most of us that stopped being entertaining around age 5, btw) they get all excited and yell GOOOOAAAALLLLL and start tearing clothes off and falling down on their knees and crying and crap.

Here's a note for all of you fans of watching grass grow, paint dry, and soccer: This is a basketball forum. You know, a sport with actual action, scoring, excitement, athleticism. Not only that, this is a Christmas list post in the basketball forum. Your soccer posts are like little lumps of coal for the rest of us.

We do have a small, dusty corner called the "Soccer Forum" for people like you. Feel free to enjoy each other's company and share your very exciting stories about how long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, something remotely interesting happened in a soccer game, probably by accident or some cosmic coincidence.

Have a Merry Christmas while you're at it.
Ho Ho freakin' Ho

 

[Jack Williams]

No sympathy from me. I'm a West Ham supporter. You want a manager? You can take Big Sam and enjoy a goal-less existence.

Another one. Jeez. Isn't "a goal-less" existence typical of soccer? They score about as often as Halley's Comet comes around. That's why when they actually do something other than kick the ball back and forth on the lawn (for most of us that stopped being entertaining around age 5, btw) they get all excited and yell GOOOOAAAALLLLL and start tearing clothes off and falling down on their knees and crying and crap.

Here's a note for all of you fans of watching grass grow, paint dry, and soccer: This is a basketball forum. You know, a sport with actual action, scoring, excitement, athleticism. Not only that, this is a Christmas list post in the basketball forum. Your soccer posts are like little lumps of coal for the rest of us.

We do have a small, dusty corner called the "Soccer Forum" for people like you. Feel free to enjoy each other's company and share your very exciting stories about how long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, something remotely interesting happened in a soccer game, probably by accident or some cosmic coincidence.

Have a Merry Christmas while you're at it.
Ho Ho freakin' Ho

Landon Donovan goal in the 2010 World Cup is the most exciting moment in sports I have ever seen. So it's not like there is no excitement. And why tell people to stick to basketball in a thread about Christmas lists? Someone said they wished their soccer team would do better, how is that not along the lines of this "Christmas wish" thread? Just because you don't enjoy soccer doesn't mean other people can't, and I agree if we were in a basketball related thread, I wouldn't welcome posts about soccer. But this is a Christmas wish thread, it's tough to tell people to filter out soccer when a million other things not basketball related were in various posts in the thread.

 

[beast of the east]

No sympathy from me. I'm a West Ham supporter. You want a manager? You can take Big Sam and enjoy a goal-less existence.

Another one. Jeez. Isn't "a goal-less" existence typical of soccer? They score about as often as Halley's Comet comes around. That's why when they actually do something other than kick the ball back and forth on the lawn (for most of us that stopped being entertaining around age 5, btw) they get all excited and yell GOOOOAAAALLLLL and start tearing clothes off and falling down on their knees and crying and crap.

Here's a note for all of you fans of watching grass grow, paint dry, and soccer: This is a basketball forum. You know, a sport with actual action, scoring, excitement, athleticism. Not only that, this is a Christmas list post in the basketball forum. Your soccer posts are like little lumps of coal for the rest of us.

We do have a small, dusty corner called the "Soccer Forum" for people like you. Feel free to enjoy each other's company and share your very exciting stories about how long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, something remotely interesting happened in a soccer game, probably by accident or some cosmic coincidence.

Have a Merry Christmas while you're at it.
Ho Ho freakin' Ho

Landon Donovan goal in the 2010 World Cup is the most exciting moment in sports I have ever seen. So it's not like there is no excitement. And why tell people to stick to basketball in a thread about Christmas lists? Someone said they wished their soccer team would do better, how is that not along the lines of this "Christmas wish" thread? Just because you don't enjoy soccer doesn't mean other people can't, and I agree if we were in a basketball related thread, I wouldn't welcome posts about soccer. But this is a Christmas wish thread, it's tough to tell people to filter out soccer when a million other things not basketball related were in various posts in the thread.

You gotta love Jack Williams. You can only imagine the sh*t he will dole out to us when he's 30. Just kidding - Merry Christmas Jack. You gotta get to one of these gatherings before after a game so we can find out you're really 40.

 

[Class of 72]

No sympathy from me. I'm a West Ham supporter. You want a manager? You can take Big Sam and enjoy a goal-less existence.

Another one. Jeez. Isn't "a goal-less" existence typical of soccer? They score about as often as Halley's Comet comes around. That's why when they actually do something other than kick the ball back and forth on the lawn (for most of us that stopped being entertaining around age 5, btw) they get all excited and yell GOOOOAAAALLLLL and start tearing clothes off and falling down on their knees and crying and crap.

Here's a note for all of you fans of watching grass grow, paint dry, and soccer: This is a basketball forum. You know, a sport with actual action, scoring, excitement, athleticism. Not only that, this is a Christmas list post in the basketball forum. Your soccer posts are like little lumps of coal for the rest of us.

We do have a small, dusty corner called the "Soccer Forum" for people like you. Feel free to enjoy each other's company and share your very exciting stories about how long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, something remotely interesting happened in a soccer game, probably by accident or some cosmic coincidence.

Have a Merry Christmas while you're at it.
Ho Ho freakin' Ho

I am going to assume part of what you say below is in jest:
"This is a basketball forum. You know, a sport with actual action, scoring, excitement, athleticism".
Soccer players run for 90 minutes non-stop, no time outs, and most of the game is strategy like a chess match.
Of course a checkers player like you could never understand that the same board is also used for chess so we will chalk your comments up to a provincial upbringing and lack of wine at your dinner table.

 

[tom in salem]

No sympathy from me. I'm a West Ham supporter. You want a manager? You can take Big Sam and enjoy a goal-less existence.

Another one. Jeez. Isn't "a goal-less" existence typical of soccer? They score about as often as Halley's Comet comes around. That's why when they actually do something other than kick the ball back and forth on the lawn (for most of us that stopped being entertaining around age 5, btw) they get all excited and yell GOOOOAAAALLLLL and start tearing clothes off and falling down on their knees and crying and crap.

Here's a note for all of you fans of watching grass grow, paint dry, and soccer: This is a basketball forum. You know, a sport with actual action, scoring, excitement, athleticism. Not only that, this is a Christmas list post in the basketball forum. Your soccer posts are like little lumps of coal for the rest of us.

We do have a small, dusty corner called the "Soccer Forum" for people like you. Feel free to enjoy each other's company and share your very exciting stories about how long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, something remotely interesting happened in a soccer game, probably by accident or some cosmic coincidence.

Have a Merry Christmas while you're at it.
Ho Ho freakin' Ho

You sound like you never left the 50's.

 

[guinness77]

No sympathy from me. I'm a West Ham supporter. You want a manager? You can take Big Sam and enjoy a goal-less existence.

Another one. Jeez. Isn't "a goal-less" existence typical of soccer? They score about as often as Halley's Comet comes around. That's why when they actually do something other than kick the ball back and forth on the lawn (for most of us that stopped being entertaining around age 5, btw) they get all excited and yell GOOOOAAAALLLLL and start tearing clothes off and falling down on their knees and crying and crap.

Here's a note for all of you fans of watching grass grow, paint dry, and soccer: This is a basketball forum. You know, a sport with actual action, scoring, excitement, athleticism. Not only that, this is a Christmas list post in the basketball forum. Your soccer posts are like little lumps of coal for the rest of us.

We do have a small, dusty corner called the "Soccer Forum" for people like you. Feel free to enjoy each other's company and share your very exciting stories about how long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, something remotely interesting happened in a soccer game, probably by accident or some cosmic coincidence.

Have a Merry Christmas while you're at it.
Ho Ho freakin' Ho

Wow. Are you serious? Relax, and enjoy life a little bit. Are all people supposed to like the same things?