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For Coach Lavin: Health, happiness, and a Bob Knight instructional video.
For Moose: Recruits!
For Mike Jarvis: Coal.
For MJ Dinkins: Coach Lavin at his house for Christmas dinner
For D'Angelo Harrison: A smile.
For Bob Barker: A keyboard with lowercase letters.
For Otis: Answers to all his questions, and success for Villanova football.
For Tom in Salem: The banning of all posters he doesn't like.
For Fun: More targets to shoot at.
For Ohiofan: Beer! And a Lingerie Soccer League!
For MCNPA: Someone to post in the Lax forum.
For MJMaher: A standup gig at Caroline's.
For RedDot, Diehard Johnny, Scotch, and all of the other dearly departed: Better meds.
For SirDominic Pointer: A jump shot.
For the SJU Dance Team: Another costume change - four costume changes a game just isn't enough!
For the Student Section: An ounce of creativity.
For Norm Roberts: A nice sweater, or a pair of socks or something.
For Bobre: A fathead of Sean Evans.
For Kranmars: Fettuccine Alfredo.
For MainMan: A class worthy of being taught Sarcasm 101.
For SJUFan2: A Dolphins playoff appearance. And a Dolphins cheerleader.
For Redmannorth: A Canadian basketball player for St Johns, eh.
For St John's University: The strength to restore the rightful Redmen name.
For Syracuse, UConn, Pitt, ND, et al: Coal, coal, and more coal.
For the new Big East: A top-3 power ranking and four or five NCAA bids.
For all St John's fans everywhere: A National Championship!
 
For Coach Lavin: Health, happiness, and a Bob Knight instructional video.
For Moose: Recruits!
For Mike Jarvis: Coal.
For MJ Dinkins: Coach Lavin at his house for Christmas dinner
For D'Angelo Harrison: A smile.
For Bob Barker: A keyboard with lowercase letters.
For Otis: Answers to all his questions, and success for Villanova football.
For Tom in Salem: The banning of all posters he doesn't like.
For Fun: More targets to shoot at.
For Ohiofan: Beer! And a Lingerie Soccer League!
For MCNPA: Someone to post in the Lax forum.
For MJMaher: A standup gig at Caroline's.
For RedDot, Diehard Johnny, Scotch, and all of the other dearly departed: Better meds.
For SirDominic Pointer: A jump shot.
For the SJU Dance Team: Another costume change - four costume changes a game just isn't enough!
For the Student Section: An ounce of creativity.
For Norm Roberts: A nice sweater, or a pair of socks or something.
For Bobre: A fathead of Sean Evans.
For Kranmars: Fettuccine Alfredo.
For MainMan: A class worthy of being taught Sarcasm 101.
For SJUFan2: A Dolphins playoff appearance. And a Dolphins cheerleader.
For Redmannorth: A Canadian basketball player for St Johns, eh.
For St John's University: The strength to restore the rightful Redmen name.
For Syracuse, UConn, Pitt, ND, et al: Coal, coal, and more coal.
For the new Big East: A top-3 power ranking and four or five NCAA bids.
For all St John's fans everywhere: A National Championship!
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well done
 
Funny, I thought you were Jewish. ;)

PS Lingerie soccer league, brilliant!
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For Austour: a new time zone.
For Traczok: more trips to NY
For Traczok, Jr: a fantasy football team he actually pays attention to.
For Johnny Jungle: a checking account.
 
Funny, I thought you were Jewish. ;)

PS Lingerie soccer league, brilliant!
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For Austour: a new time zone.
For Traczok: more trips to NY
For Traczok, Jr: a fantasy football team he actually pays attention to.
For Johnny Jungle: a checking account.
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That's even funnier !!!! LOL

I dont want my fantasy football dues paid through paypal. lol And Ted's son hasnt started a non injured qb since maybe the 4th week in the season
 
So you must have continued to monitor the FFL even after you quit. Zack went AWOL about week 8 this year. LOL
 
So you must have continued to monitor the FFL even after you quit. Zack went AWOL about week 8 this year. LOL
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The funny thing is that I haven't - I just went with the assumption that some things/people never change. And I was right!
 
We haven't agreed on much, so far, this season, but your post made me laugh (the friendly jab at me probably made me laugh the most). You seemed to have hit the nail on most, according to the personality of the posters.

Good one, lawman! Happy Holidays!

P.S. I think I have a good idea on the joke, in reference to the "checking account" for JJ. LOL
 
That was great.
I am working hard on trying to get my wish filled.
The staff flew to Phoenix this week to watch HER play in the Nike Tournament of Champions.
 
For 
Dinkins- new boxing gloves.
Maher - a FIRM wedding date.
Paul M - ad revenue from the Ridgewood Savings Bank
OTIS - a tee shirt that says Max is the Man
RedmanNorth- a 7 ft center----for the ladies team!
Jack - his first Norelco shaver.
Paultzman - a Tweeter's Guide to the Universe.
Moose - an executive job with FoxSports1
Salty Dog - Salt Peter
TIS - a "Fan of 72" tee shirt
Austour - lifetime round trip tickets to Australia
SimplyRed - a Dante DeBlasio Fro
Usguard - a.new.morse.code.hand.book..
Steinfeld - a new Comdey series
JerseyShoreJohnny- a big Lotto win---he would give half to SJU!
Gonzalo - an independent Basque State
Fun - The book " I Am a Barbarian" by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Redmanwest- a new handle--West does not mean West Hempstead.
Kranmars - un baccio !'
Ohio Fan - Forza Barcelona!
Marco Baldi - Iona banned for 10 years due to NCAA violations.
westchester joe - a dinner date with Dinkins
Joe3 - a redmen.com medium tee shirt
 
For 
Dinkins- new boxing gloves.
Maher - a FIRM wedding date.
Paul M - ad revenue from the Ridgewood Savings Bank
OTIS - a tee shirt that says Max is the Man
RedmanNorth- a 7 ft center----for the ladies team!
Jack - his first Norelco shaver.
Paultzman - a Tweeter's Guide to the Universe.
Moose - an executive job with FoxSports1
Salty Dog - Salt Peter
TIS - a "Fan of 72" tee shirt
Austour - lifetime round trip tickets to Australia
SimplyRed - a Dante DeBlasio Fro
Usguard - a.new.morse.code.hand.book..
Steinfeld - a new Comdey series
JerseyShoreJohnny- a big Lotto win---he would give half to SJU!
Gonzalo - an independent Basque State
Fun - The book " I Am a Barbarian" by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Redmanwest- a new handle--West does not mean West Hempstead.
Kranmars - un baccio !'
Ohio Fan - Forza Barcelona!
Marco Baldi - Iona banned for 10 years due to NCAA violations.
westchester joe - a dinner date with Dinkins
Joe3 - a redmen.com medium tee shirt
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LOL

I may have to play along (I'm about to head out to dinner in a few).

You got me, and a few others.
 
For 
Dinkins- new boxing gloves.
Maher - a FIRM wedding date.
Paul M - ad revenue from the Ridgewood Savings Bank
OTIS - a tee shirt that says Max is the Man
RedmanNorth- a 7 ft center----for the ladies team!
Jack - his first Norelco shaver.
Paultzman - a Tweeter's Guide to the Universe.
Moose - an executive job with FoxSports1
Salty Dog - Salt Peter
TIS - a "Fan of 72" tee shirt
Austour - lifetime round trip tickets to Australia
SimplyRed - a Dante DeBlasio Fro
Usguard - a.new.morse.code.hand.book..
Steinfeld - a new Comdey series
JerseyShoreJohnny- a big Lotto win---he would give half to SJU!
Gonzalo - an independent Basque State
Fun - The book " I Am a Barbarian" by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Redmanwest- a new handle--West does not mean West Hempstead.
Kranmars - un baccio !'
Ohio Fan - Forza Barcelona!
Marco Baldi - Iona banned for 10 years due to NCAA violations.
westchester joe - a dinner date with Dinkins
Joe3 - a redmen.com medium tee shirt
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Well done man!
 
For 
Dinkins- new boxing gloves.
Maher - a FIRM wedding date.
Paul M - ad revenue from the Ridgewood Savings Bank
OTIS - a tee shirt that says Max is the Man
RedmanNorth- a 7 ft center----for the ladies team!
Jack - his first Norelco shaver.
Paultzman - a Tweeter's Guide to the Universe.
Moose - an executive job with FoxSports1
Salty Dog - Salt Peter
TIS - a "Fan of 72" tee shirt
Austour - lifetime round trip tickets to Australia
SimplyRed - a Dante DeBlasio Fro
Usguard - a.new.morse.code.hand.book..
Steinfeld - a new Comdey series
JerseyShoreJohnny- a big Lotto win---he would give half to SJU!
Gonzalo - an independent Basque State
Fun - The book " I Am a Barbarian" by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Redmanwest- a new handle--West does not mean West Hempstead.
Kranmars - un baccio !'
Ohio Fan - Forza Barcelona!
Marco Baldi - Iona banned for 10 years due to NCAA violations.
westchester joe - a dinner date with Dinkins
Joe3 - a redmen.com medium tee shirt
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Holy crap that was funny. +1 for you. I'm literally bugged at least once a day by either someone in my office or my clients for when my wedding date is going to be firmed up. Literally every day

Damn I might have to work on a christmas list also. Great stuff from you guys
 
Ok here is mine ( I'm forgetting a lot of posters including guys I'm friends with so no offense but I'm doing this real quick while also watching it's a wonderful life )

Tom in Simsbury/Salem- A move to Tucson so when people abbreviate your name it will say TIT instead of TIS
Ricky Smith aka Baldi- That you get that white castle built that you and your friends of the rockaways Facebook group want so bad in your hood
PMG911- That you'd get 9/10 2001 back
NorthShore-Best of health in the future
Gman- a 4 star morningstar ranking for your new fund
Lawman-cliff notes feature for your post game analyzing
Paultzman-season tix at the garden 8 spots to your left so you are sitting with us the entire game
Moose-1st row seats so you don't have to complain about non season ticket holders sitting in front of you
Sjufan2-the chance to not draft colin kaepernick again in our fantasy football league
Marillac-to get your wallet back from the gypsy that stole it from you at the vatican
Kranmars-a better fantasy football team in general
Dinkins-for Peach Jam to be renamed Dinkins Jam
Jungle Dave-to find that instead of trying to pay me the last 4 years for fantasy football by paypal that you bought bit coins by accident
Weathermannyc-my fiancees friend Ashley
OLV72&Ralph-A Belmont Trifecta
Ccnobz-gamblers anonymous
Paul-ability to get reedmen.com archive posts back
Bobre-for paul to be able to find your classic rant the day after Norm lost the game that Carnesseca arena was renamed
Traczok-New York 2nd home so you and Lisa could hang here more often
Austour-Walmart gift certificate
Golden Leaf-any ronald reagan memento or a college world series for your son
Joe 3- 1 more screen life here
Mcnpa-unlimtied flights from charlotte to ny for games whenever you move
Otis- one of Fr Harrington's bottles of wine
Beast of the East- to adopt a daughter and have her marry joe3 and invite me to one of those thanksgiving dinners
Classof72- A sunday dinner with Kranmars entire Italian family for some homestyle gravy
Jack WIlliams-MattC's fake id that he used to use
MattC-For Jim Boehiem to retire
Room112- to change your name to a house #
Qcredman- a red beret to match your black one
Redstormrising's- for both of you to have a cage match for rights to that name
Ljsa- that asian vacation we were talking about
Theo Rabinowitz-Tickets to home games so he doesn't need to ask on the sites anymore
Still Happy-Lifetime Zagat's subscription
Jerseyshorejohnny-for mike francesa to apologize on his show for not funding the schollie he promised at the presidents dinner
Logen-your littlmin screen name back so people don't get confused
Fun-automatic links here to any of your post game rants except for the last one but the others are pure gold

To redmen07 and all the guys from sect116 my favorite section ever in the garden lavin's 1st year all new seats in 114 with us

I'm forgetting so many but to the rest of you guys I wish a long run of St Johns glory years. Preferably with a stomping of syracuse and duke in the ncaa tourney this year
 
why does everyone get a gift but I'm only listed (twice) to do things? and what is reedman.com anyway?

If we are going to be wishing for crazy things like a Walmart gift cert for Austour, at least you could have put me down for something like being on the ground floor of Repole's next startup.
 
why does everyone get a gift but I'm only listed (twice) to do things? and what is reedman.com anyway?

If we are going to be wishing for crazy things like a Walmart gift cert for Austour, at least you could have put me down for something like being on the ground floor of Repole's next startup.
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The spellcheck think won't let me type redmen.com. It always corrects it to reedmen.com .lol

It's safe to assume Austour won't accept the Walmart gift card because he thinks they are the devil so I'll make sure he gives it to you :)
 
why does everyone get a gift but I'm only listed (twice) to do things? and what is reedman.com anyway?

If we are going to be wishing for crazy things like a Walmart gift cert for Austour, at least you could have put me down for something like being on the ground floor of Repole's next startup.
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The spellcheck think won't let me type redmen.com. It always corrects it to reedmen.com .lol

It's safe to assume Austour won't accept the Walmart gift card because he thinks they are the devil so I'll make sure he gives it to you :)
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Woohoo! Now I can stock up on my Duck Dynasty merchandise.
 
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