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August 1. The Announcement
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August 1, is the opening ceremonies of the First Red.fans Olympics.
Except here, instead of exerting yourself, the competitors are judged on:
1. Maneuver through a recliner from standing upright to full recline. This is a speed competition.
2. Balance pizza, pretzels, and beer on a single plate and glass, without spilling. An end table or cup holder is forbidden.
3. Channel surfing. Speed competition, with the extra element of trying to remember the shows and their corresponding channels you surfed.
4. Stay awake/Fall asleep. After reclining, eating, and drinking, how long does it take before falling asleep.
5. Ignore all others. How long can you lie reclined while ignoring all the complaining, yelling, and requests to fix or clean out something.
6. The final event, which is treated as an honored event like the marathon, is “The most long winded, whiny, and exhausting post on red.fans competition.” Scoring is based on one’s creativity, trolling, and high level of irritation for posting about the team before one practice.
MJMaher will be carrying the torch.
Except here, instead of exerting yourself, the competitors are judged on:
1. Maneuver through a recliner from standing upright to full recline. This is a speed competition.
2. Balance pizza, pretzels, and beer on a single plate and glass, without spilling. An end table or cup holder is forbidden.
3. Channel surfing. Speed competition, with the extra element of trying to remember the shows and their corresponding channels you surfed.
4. Stay awake/Fall asleep. After reclining, eating, and drinking, how long does it take before falling asleep.
5. Ignore all others. How long can you lie reclined while ignoring all the complaining, yelling, and requests to fix or clean out something.
6. The final event, which is treated as an honored event like the marathon, is “The most long winded, whiny, and exhausting post on red.fans competition.” Scoring is based on one’s creativity, trolling, and high level of irritation for posting about the team before one practice.
MJMaher will be carrying the torch.
I was up all night last night I’m gonna take the gold in that one
AC installed in CA +200
Well Drinks now served at CA +400
Sly Fox re-opening +900
Maher hosting Open Bar outside sec 112 for New Mexico game +1500
Well Drinks now served at CA +400
Sly Fox re-opening +900
Maher hosting Open Bar outside sec 112 for New Mexico game +1500
I don't know if Jeff Bezos himself could afford to host an open bar in MSG
Obviously buckets a little hung over this morning with his predictions
hey... you put 200$ on the last option.... that should cover a Halftime get-together lolObviously buckets a little hung over this morning with his predictions
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Looks like I retired at the right time, my last day working is today
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Congratulations! I retired in 2020 and it took about 2 days to get used to it.
Anthony Mattia
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Congrats! I retired a couple of years ago and it is the best decision I have ever made!
Congrats. I retired last year but do some consulting work from time to time on a limited basis.
I prefer Flounder
I prefer Otter or Boon
Will be meeting either in Amagansett with Redmannorth maybe couple others or Montauk or both next week
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I live right at the East Hampton/Amagansett border...where r u?
Spocky Ramone
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Daniel Simpson Day… incompleteI prefer Blutarsky.
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