Twas The Night Before Redmen'mas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through St. John’s
This year we ain’t winning, but soon we’ll be getting Ponds

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that Lovett's eligibility would soon be there

Slice in his quadruple breasted suit, in 3 months AbdelMESSIAH recruited the team
And even some straight guys I know, would go gay for St. Jean

The Red White Club members are old, seemingly out of joy
AARP memberships in hand, asking “why can’t we just get a clean cut kid from Molloy?!”

Obekpa loved the herb, Rysheed bounced to Philly all the time
“Cop that Phat Geez mixtape, #WhyNot BLOODLINE!!”

Now Sima, now Mvouika, now Kassoum, Mussini and Alibegovic
On with D’Lo, on with Dom
It’s now like the U.N. straight up in this bitch!

The GEMP cleaned house, got Mullin on the line
Is that why our SID looks paranoid all the time?!

I would wish you all a “Merry Christmas”
This poem was on such a nice run
But then Lavin called timeout.
So now I am done.
 
you forgot Mullin sitting on the christmas tree :)

I know you meant sitting on a table, but that would be unprofessional and send a bad message to the team, not to mention almost everybody on R.com. ;)

Merry Christmas.
 
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