Twas the Night Before Christmas

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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Storm
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Norm

The banners were hung by the rafters with care
In hopes that another one soon would be there

The children were nestled all snug in their impossible to find Saint John's gear
While echoes of NIT championships rang their ears

And mamma in her unmentionables, and I in the nude
Had just settled down for a long winter's rude awakening

When up on the roof there arose such a sound
That I loaded my 12 gauge and set loose the hound

But what did my wondering eyes see en route?
A miniature sleigh and eight mystery recruits

With a pompadoured driver so lively and thin
I knew in a moment it must be Lavin

With wingspans like eagles his players they came
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

"Now Derwin! now Wiggins! now Gary and Barry!
On Kyle! on Sylvan! on John Calipari!
To the top of the rankings! The top of the polls!
Higher than Blue Devils, Orange, and Vols!"

Then he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a shout,
Got himself situated and got the hell out

But I heard him exclaim as he donned Keady's rug
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a humbug."
 
 Such a touching post from the Killer Klown. Merry Christmas to fun and to all of the St.John's family.  
 
another great, amusing post by the one and only Fun.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year! 
 
 Only fun can make me laugh like I just did.
Thanks fun and merry Christmas to all.
 
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