[quote="Logen" post=284142]90 year old man sits at the end of a bar in Vegas and spies an absolutely gorgeous 20 year old dressed for business at the other end.
He shuffles over and says “I am 90 years old and all I need to die happy is to have one more chance to be with a beautiful woman.”
“Well, for a $1,000 I can make all your dreams come true.”
He starts to reply but she gives him no chance, grabs him by the hand and they hit the elevator. In the room she strips, takes his clothes off, throws him on the bed and climbs on. Twenty minutes later, he finishes and she says, “well, was it worth it”?
He coughs, clears his throat and says, “I....I....I don’t know”
“You don’t know? Are you kidding me”. Pissed off, she pushes him on the bed, and really works him over, pillows and blankets fly, he is wheezing like the next breath is his last and 30 minutes later he collapses, spent and exhausted. She checks for a heartbeat, leaves him on the floor and goes in the bathroom to freshen up.
“Well old man, satisfied? I was afraid you were going to die happy right here.”
The old man took a deep breath, sat up and said, “I.....I.....I.....just don’t know!!!”
The girl looks at him in disbelief and screams “what don’t you know? I just did things to you men beg for, men kill for. WHAT THE HELL DON’T YOU KNOW”?
He looked up sheepishly, then grinned and said, “I don’t know where I am going to get a thousand dollars.”[/quote]
Tell the truth! This joke was autobiographical.
