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Amaseinyourface

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Funny story, I had this written out last Wednesday night when we were all going into panic. Thinking it might help the board have some fun with the hiring or James Earl Jones seemingly around the corner. Before I submitted it I checked the most recent post and it was Rubin saying Anderson was coming. Thank god. Anyway, still think with the board so focused on coach Anderson’s potential staff, this could be fun. Who would your Redmen.com staff consist of? All in good fun!

Head coach - [strike]Amaseinyourface ; I’m old enough to remember the day Old Red Kamikazed BigEastBoards and I’m young enough to have typed this on my phone. Zero adulterous relationships.[/strike] Mike Anderson.

Associate HC - Paultzman ; Think George Blaney but can connect with the millennials.

Assistant - Marillac ; If he gets into your living room you’re coming out wearing red. Whether it be your own blood or a St. John’s Jersey. Plus he once worked out Diana Taurasi.

Assistant - Happy ; Every staff needs a guy with connections.

DOBO - Jack Williams ; Bright future, will
hire his own staff one day.

Video Coordinator - Knight ; Intel extraordinaire.

Trainer & Fitness coach - WASJU & MJMAHAR ; they won’t heal you or get you stronger but at least you’ll have a good time.

AD - FOAD ; If we’re gonna F this up bad might as well have some fun with it. Plus him and Repole can share pony tales. Plus could you imagine that guy having to hire someone?

Board of Trustees - Moose, Class of 72 & Dink ; at least they won’t settle for mediocre.

President -Beast of the East ; I don’t know much but I do know he’ll be passionate.

Brazilliar - Fordham ; ...
 
[quote="Amaseinyourface" post=346406]Funny story, I had this written out last Wednesday night when we were all going into panic. Thinking it might help the board have some fun with the hiring or James Earl Jones seemingly around the corner. Before I submitted it I checked the most recent post and it was Rubin saying Anderson was coming. Thank god. Anyway, still think with the board so focused on coach Anderson’s potential staff, this could be fun. Who would your Redmen.com staff consist of? All in good fun!

Head coach - [strike]Amaseinyourface ; I’m old enough to remember the day Old Red Kamikazed BigEastBoards and I’m young enough to have typed this on my phone. Zero adulterous relationships.[/strike] Mike Anderson.

Associate HC - Paultzman ; Think George Blaney but can connect with the millennials.

Assistant - Marillac ; If he gets into your living room you’re coming out wearing red. Whether it be your own blood or a St. John’s Jersey. Plus he once worked out Diana Taurasi.

Assistant - Happy ; Every staff needs a guy with connections.

DOBO - Jack Williams ; Bright future, will
hire his own staff one day.

Video Coordinator - Knight ; Intel extraordinaire.

Trainer & Fitness coach - WASJU & MJMAHAR ; they won’t heal you or get you stronger but at least you’ll have a good time.

AD - FOAD ; If we’re gonna F this up bad might as well have some fun with it. Plus him and Repole can share pony tales. Plus could you imagine that guy having to hire someone?

Board of Trustees - Moose, Class of 72 & Dink ; at least they won’t settle for mediocre.

President -Beast of the East ; I don’t know much but I do know he’ll be passionate.

Brazilliar - Fordham ; ...[/quote]
What, no Dee for P.R. man?
 
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[quote="Amaseinyourface" post=346406]Funny story, I had this written out last Wednesday night when we were all going into panic. Thinking it might help the board have some fun with the hiring or James Earl Jones seemingly around the corner. Before I submitted it I checked the most recent post and it was Rubin saying Anderson was coming. Thank god. Anyway, still think with the board so focused on coach Anderson’s potential staff, this could be fun. Who would your Redmen.com staff consist of? All in good fun!

Head coach - [strike]Amaseinyourface ; I’m old enough to remember the day Old Red Kamikazed BigEastBoards and I’m young enough to have typed this on my phone. Zero adulterous relationships.[/strike] Mike Anderson.

Associate HC - Paultzman ; Think George Blaney but can connect with the millennials.

Assistant - Marillac ; If he gets into your living room you’re coming out wearing red. Whether it be your own blood or a St. John’s Jersey. Plus he once worked out Diana Taurasi.

Assistant - Happy ; Every staff needs a guy with connections.

DOBO - Jack Williams ; Bright future, will
hire his own staff one day.

Video Coordinator - Knight ; Intel extraordinaire.

Trainer & Fitness coach - WASJU & MJMAHAR ; they won’t heal you or get you stronger but at least you’ll have a good time.

AD - FOAD ; If we’re gonna F this up bad might as well have some fun with it. Plus him and Repole can share pony tales. Plus could you imagine that guy having to hire someone?

Board of Trustees - Moose, Class of 72 & Dink ; at least they won’t settle for mediocre.

President -Beast of the East ; I don’t know much but I do know he’ll be passionate.

Brazilliar - Fordham ; ...[/quote]

Section 3 - Section 3
 
Funny with the staff you put together, my friends keep breaking my ball that SJU should hire me, you guys don't really know my background but i've been in sales for 30 plus years i work for one of the largest liquor importers in the World, i will tell you one thing i would get us 5 stars here no doubt but also the running joke is we get the death penalty within 5 years!:)
 
[quote="Amaseinyourface" post=346406]Funny story, I had this written out last Wednesday night when we were all going into panic. Thinking it might help the board have some fun with the hiring or James Earl Jones seemingly around the corner. Before I submitted it I checked the most recent post and it was Rubin saying Anderson was coming. Thank god. Anyway, still think with the board so focused on coach Anderson’s potential staff, this could be fun. Who would your Redmen.com staff consist of? All in good fun!

Head coach - [strike]Amaseinyourface ; I’m old enough to remember the day Old Red Kamikazed BigEastBoards and I’m young enough to have typed this on my phone. Zero adulterous relationships.[/strike] Mike Anderson.

Associate HC - Paultzman ; Think George Blaney but can connect with the millennials.

Assistant - Marillac ; If he gets into your living room you’re coming out wearing red. Whether it be your own blood or a St. John’s Jersey. Plus he once worked out Diana Taurasi.

Assistant - Happy ; Every staff needs a guy with connections.

DOBO - Jack Williams ; Bright future, will
hire his own staff one day.

Video Coordinator - Knight ; Intel extraordinaire.

Trainer & Fitness coach - WASJU & MJMAHAR ; they won’t heal you or get you stronger but at least you’ll have a good time.

AD - FOAD ; If we’re gonna F this up bad might as well have some fun with it. Plus him and Repole can share pony tales. Plus could you imagine that guy having to hire someone?

Board of Trustees - Moose, Class of 72 & Dink ; at least they won’t settle for mediocre.

President -Beast of the East ; I don’t know much but I do know he’ll be passionate.

Brazilliar - Fordham ; ...[/quote] I'll handle all travel logistics as well > And Marillac definitely will get angry during a game over rebounding and pull a Fraschilla and drops his pants in the locker room :)
 
[quote="Section3" post=346449][quote="Amaseinyourface" post=346406]Funny story, I had this written out last Wednesday night when we were all going into panic. Thinking it might help the board have some fun with the hiring or James Earl Jones seemingly around the corner. Before I submitted it I checked the most recent post and it was Rubin saying Anderson was coming. Thank god. Anyway, still think with the board so focused on coach Anderson’s potential staff, this could be fun. Who would your Redmen.com staff consist of? All in good fun!

Head coach - [strike]Amaseinyourface ; I’m old enough to remember the day Old Red Kamikazed BigEastBoards and I’m young enough to have typed this on my phone. Zero adulterous relationships.[/strike] Mike Anderson.

Associate HC - Paultzman ; Think George Blaney but can connect with the millennials.

Assistant - Marillac ; If he gets into your living room you’re coming out wearing red. Whether it be your own blood or a St. John’s Jersey. Plus he once worked out Diana Taurasi.

Assistant - Happy ; Every staff needs a guy with connections.

DOBO - Jack Williams ; Bright future, will
hire his own staff one day.

Video Coordinator - Knight ; Intel extraordinaire.

Trainer & Fitness coach - WASJU & MJMAHAR ; they won’t heal you or get you stronger but at least you’ll have a good time.

AD - FOAD ; If we’re gonna F this up bad might as well have some fun with it. Plus him and Repole can share pony tales. Plus could you imagine that guy having to hire someone?

Board of Trustees - Moose, Class of 72 & Dink ; at least they won’t settle for mediocre.

President -Beast of the East ; I don’t know much but I do know he’ll be passionate.

Brazilliar - Fordham ; ...[/quote]

Section 3 - Section 3[/quote]

I don't think I'd last 1 month with that board of trustees.

I want a 6 year guaranteed contract.

:)
 
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