[quote="sjc88" post=353757][quote="redken" post=353741]The man who gave us "Joe Barry Apathy" and "Spencer Deadwood." Miss his columns.[/quote]
Close, but it was “Joe Barely Cares”. Classic.[/quote]
He liked Carroll so much that he did, in fact, use both names. (I have better recall of the "Apathy" handle.) Did the same with Haywood: "Spencer Deadwood" and "Spencer Driftwood." And he dubbed Charles Barkley with two handles as well: "Boy Gorge" & the "Round Mound of Rebound."
On the down side, he predicted in a February 1985 column (which I still have somewhere) that Rafael Addison would be a better pro than Chris Mullin.