Paultzman - Is he really the guy?

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He's been here for years, but there has been no notable improvement in the quality of either the board or the program.  Might be time to find a young poster from a good mid-major program to jump start things.
 
lawmanfan post=464156 said:
He's been here for years, but there has been no notable improvement in the quality of either the board or the program.  Might be time to find a young poster from a good mid-major program to jump start things.
I have my doubts that this Paultzman guy even really exists. I've long suspected that he's actually Mike Maher incognito. He was created by Maher so that he could dominate the 1st and 2nd spots on the leaderboard. That's my theory snd Im sticking with it. 
 
lawmanfan post=464156 said:
He's been here for years, but there has been no notable improvement in the quality of either the board or the program.  Might be time to find a young poster from a good mid-major program to jump start things.
My 4 ex wives concur
 
 Much wiser than Boeheim.....I think his inherent wisdom goes far beyond our capacities collectively. His loyalty to the force of SJU Basketball is unrivaled.  His masterful insights and depth of  knowledge have improved each of us.
He battles our foes on the court, while elevating our own character and standards.  
In reality, I believe Paultzman has obscured his real identity...which is revealed here....

Obi-Wan Kenobi, also known as Ben Kenobi, was a legendary human male Jedi Master who served on the Jedi High Council during the final years of the Republic Era. As a Jedi General, Kenobi served in the Grand Army of the Republic  that fought against the Separatist Druid Army during the Clone Wars. Kenobi, however, was forced into exile as a result of the Great Jedi Purge. As a mentor, Kenobi was responsible for training two members of the Skywalker Family, Anakin and Luke Skywalker both of whom served in turn as his Padawan in the ways of the Force
 
redmaninalbany post=464164 said:
 Much wiser than Boeheim.....I think his inherent wisdom goes far beyond our capacities collectively. His loyalty to the force of SJU Basketball is unrivaled.  His masterful insights and depth of  knowledge have improved each of us.
He battles our foes on the court, while elevating our own character and standards.  
In reality, I believe Paultzman has obscured his real identity...which is revealed here....

Obi-Wan Kenobi, also known as Ben Kenobi, was a legendary human male Jedi Master who served on the Jedi High Council during the final years of the Republic Era. As a Jedi General, Kenobi served in the Grand Army of the Republic  that fought against the Separatist Druid Army during the Clone Wars. Kenobi, however, was forced into exile as a result of the Great Jedi Purge. As a mentor, Kenobi was responsible for training two members of the Skywalker Family, Anakin and Luke Skywalker both of whom served in turn as his Padawan in the ways of the Force
Thanks Dad
 
I heard Paultzman and Zach have never been seen together.  Just saying…..
 
Paultzman post=464162 said:
lawmanfan post=464156 said:
He's been here for years, but there has been no notable improvement in the quality of either the board or the program.  Might be time to find a young poster from a good mid-major program to jump start things.
My 4 ex wives concur
 

... and they're not the only ones! 

*Disclaimer: The concept for this thread was stolen in broad daylight from Kranmars, although he had someone else in mind as the target. 
 
And just wait until we start “Are the old guys talking hoops, really the old guys” thread.
 
lawmanfan post=464167 said:
Paultzman post=464162 said:
lawmanfan post=464156 said:
He's been here for years, but there has been no notable improvement in the quality of either the board or the program.  Might be time to find a young poster from a good mid-major program to jump start things.
My 4 ex wives concur

 

... and they're not the only ones! 

*Disclaimer: The concept for this thread was stolen in broad daylight from Kranmars, although he had someone else in mind as the target. 
“Beastly” response :(
 
/media/kunena/emoticons/cool.pngI don’t know man some of them updates have been lacking. May have to find a younger 4/5 star insider prospect. 


/media/kunena/emoticons/unsure.png I just remembered we’re ST. John’s so we don’t get 4/5 star prospects so Paultzman stays. 


 
 
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Paultzman post=464175 said:
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I've often taken my balls and gone home. I try my best not to leave them behind 
 
There are certain softballs that you can always count on Monte to take a whack at if they're teed up for him
 
Who is Paultzman?  Is he even real? Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that worked directly for him, but to hear Lawmanfan tell it, anybody could have been Paultzman. You never knew. That's his power.

On good authority, this is the only known photo of Paultzman, taken right after the final buzzer of the 1 point loss to Villanova.

[URL]https://www.google.com/search?q[/URL]=verbal+Kint+crying&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjr6IiSsMb2AhWHjuAKHR8gAyUQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=verbal+Kint+crying&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoFCAAQgAQ6BggAEAUQHjoECAAQGFAAWKsLYMoNaABwAHgAgAE0iAG9ApIBATeYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=y5wvYqvXJoedggefwIyoAg&bih=927&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-1-d#imgrc=-BxCxgHbyVJzUM
 
MainMan post=464178 said:
Lawmanfan - Is he really the absurdist?

The Absurdist sounds like the name of some streaming series that Mike would be raving about and binge watching./media/kunena/emoticons/smile.png
 
 
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