NCAA at it again

[Moose]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

[FKASJU]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

Can't disagree with Hawes on those points ...

 

[Class of 72]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

The NCAA is like a sex crime detective who arrests a perp for pinching someone on the ass as he watching a rape in progress but is afraid to "get involved" ...............as conferences keep raping eachother!

 

[kranmars]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

The NCAA is like a sex crime detective who arrests a perp for pinching someone on the ass as he watching a rape in progress but is afraid to "get involved" ...............as conferences keep raping eachother!

 

Did you graduate from the Mike Jarvis school of over-the-top hyperbole?

 

[Class of 72]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

The NCAA is like a sex crime detective who arrests a perp for pinching someone on the ass as he watching a rape in progress but is afraid to "get involved" ...............as conferences keep raping eachother!

 

Did you graduate from the Mike Jarvis school of over-the-top hyperbole?

 

No, the Tex Antoine school of meteorology.

 

[Moose]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

The NCAA is like a sex crime detective who arrests a perp for pinching someone on the ass as he watching a rape in progress but is afraid to "get involved" ...............as conferences keep raping eachother!

 

Did you graduate from the Mike Jarvis school of over-the-top hyperbole?

 

Well we know Class of 72 isn't Detective Elliot Stabler.

 

[Class of 72]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

The NCAA is like a sex crime detective who arrests a perp for pinching someone on the ass as he watching a rape in progress but is afraid to "get involved" ...............as conferences keep raping eachother!

 

Did you graduate from the Mike Jarvis school of over-the-top hyperbole?

 

Well we know Class of 72 isn't Detective Elliot Stabler.

 

LOL!

 

[kranmars]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

The NCAA is like a sex crime detective who arrests a perp for pinching someone on the ass as he watching a rape in progress but is afraid to "get involved" ...............as conferences keep raping eachother!

 

Did you graduate from the Mike Jarvis school of over-the-top hyperbole?

 

Well we know Class of 72 isn't Detective Elliot Stabler.

 

He's more Det. John Munch.

 

[bball purist]

"NCAA is such a joke. NCAA should embrace former athletes going back to school and supporting their athletic programs. What harm does it do? Everyone benefits" -- 76ers C and Univ. of Washington alumnus Spencer Hawes, on the school canceling a scrimmage yesterday pitting current players against prominent alumni because it would have been a secondary violation (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 10/27).

 

The NCAA is like a sex crime detective who arrests a perp for pinching someone on the ass as he watching a rape in progress but is afraid to "get involved" ...............as conferences keep raping eachother!

 

Did you graduate from the Mike Jarvis school of over-the-top hyperbole?

 

No, the Tex Antoine school of meteorology.

 I take it then that he enjoyed making the quote? :woohoo:

 

[Northern Storm]

Tex Antoine. Now there's a name I haven't heard since the 80's. I was living in NYC when he was fired for making a stupid comment about Confucius after a story of a sex crime, or something like that.

 

[austour]

 I believe the quote was "If rape is inevitable then you might as well lay back and enjoy it" or something similar.

 

[LJSA]

 I believe the quote was "If rape is inevitable then you might as well lay back and enjoy it" or something similar.

 

So that's where my cellmate got it from...