Met's 2016 Season thread
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Spocky Ramone
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Go Mets!
jerseyshorejohnny
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From Sunday April 3, 2016 N.Y. Post page 63 HONDO
A few laughs on Opening Day/Night
Sunday night: His Aitchness will use his No. 1 selection on Matt Harvey, who at age 27 finally has perfected his waste pitch. Ten units on the Metamucils to get some Royal revenge with an Opening Night flush.
Speaking of the Dark Diva, he insists he has every right not to speak to all the yellow journalists who made fun of his bladder problem. In fact, he readily points out it’s right there among the amendments to the constitution, which begins: “Wee-wee the people …” Harvey, according to sources, is 100 percent certain his interpretation would be supported by his favorite Supreme Court Justice — Whizzer White.
Word is Harvey isn’t buying into Donald Trump’s slogan, “Make America Great Again.” Matt feels it’s more important to “Make America Urinate Again.”
Red Sox fans would love to see the Mets ace in a Boston uniform someday. They think he’s a “wicked pissah.”
Speaking of bodily functions, Super Bowl MVP and “Dancing With The Stars” contestant Von Miller reportedly has a flatulence problem that is causing his partner some discomfort. Word is the show’s producers may bring him together with notorious “DWTS” gas-passer Nancy Grace for a special night of “Farting with the Stars.” Winner gets Shatner.
Hillary Clinton is growing increasingly irascible on the campaign trail, snapping recently at a Greenpeace activist and lashing out at Bernie Sanders. The Crusty ’Crat had better be careful. Rumor has it doctors have warned her if she continues to get her double-wide woolen pantsuit in a bunch, a painful extraction could become necessary.
Chipotle plans to open a hamburger chain called “Better Burger.” For those worried about the chain’s history of causing customers to put in extra toilet time, CEO (Chief E. coli Officer) Steve “The Big Queasy” Ells promises all franchises at all times will have a gastroenterologist on duty. Bon appetit!
A few laughs on Opening Day/Night
Sunday night: His Aitchness will use his No. 1 selection on Matt Harvey, who at age 27 finally has perfected his waste pitch. Ten units on the Metamucils to get some Royal revenge with an Opening Night flush.
Speaking of the Dark Diva, he insists he has every right not to speak to all the yellow journalists who made fun of his bladder problem. In fact, he readily points out it’s right there among the amendments to the constitution, which begins: “Wee-wee the people …” Harvey, according to sources, is 100 percent certain his interpretation would be supported by his favorite Supreme Court Justice — Whizzer White.
Word is Harvey isn’t buying into Donald Trump’s slogan, “Make America Great Again.” Matt feels it’s more important to “Make America Urinate Again.”
Red Sox fans would love to see the Mets ace in a Boston uniform someday. They think he’s a “wicked pissah.”
Speaking of bodily functions, Super Bowl MVP and “Dancing With The Stars” contestant Von Miller reportedly has a flatulence problem that is causing his partner some discomfort. Word is the show’s producers may bring him together with notorious “DWTS” gas-passer Nancy Grace for a special night of “Farting with the Stars.” Winner gets Shatner.
Hillary Clinton is growing increasingly irascible on the campaign trail, snapping recently at a Greenpeace activist and lashing out at Bernie Sanders. The Crusty ’Crat had better be careful. Rumor has it doctors have warned her if she continues to get her double-wide woolen pantsuit in a bunch, a painful extraction could become necessary.
Chipotle plans to open a hamburger chain called “Better Burger.” For those worried about the chain’s history of causing customers to put in extra toilet time, CEO (Chief E. coli Officer) Steve “The Big Queasy” Ells promises all franchises at all times will have a gastroenterologist on duty. Bon appetit!
Spocky Ramone
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As a Met fan, I agree with this sentiment, so do I give you a Thank You? Should I hit you in the karma? If so, which way?
Spocky Ramone
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http://redmen.com/forum/37-players-lounge/44048-the-dark-knight-returns.html?start=9#176513
My prediction for the Dark Knight for the next 12 months (for what it's worth).
He announces his 2016 presence with authority! He will be the undisputed 2016 NL equivalent of Denton Young.
In an unprecedented move by the Mets, he will be traded during the off season. I mean, who would ever think that any team, much less the Mets, would trade the prevailing Denton Young winner? It's almost as crazy as, I don't know, say, letting the NL Batting Champ walk without even making an offer.
And, what the heck, while I'm spitballing, he'll be the WS MVP (Mets will beat the Cubs in the NLCS and the Indians in the WS, squashing 2 long suffering fan bases), and will be traded with Raphael Montero for Mike Trout.
Bet the house on all of it!
My prediction for the Dark Knight for the next 12 months (for what it's worth).
He announces his 2016 presence with authority! He will be the undisputed 2016 NL equivalent of Denton Young.
In an unprecedented move by the Mets, he will be traded during the off season. I mean, who would ever think that any team, much less the Mets, would trade the prevailing Denton Young winner? It's almost as crazy as, I don't know, say, letting the NL Batting Champ walk without even making an offer.
And, what the heck, while I'm spitballing, he'll be the WS MVP (Mets will beat the Cubs in the NLCS and the Indians in the WS, squashing 2 long suffering fan bases), and will be traded with Raphael Montero for Mike Trout.
Bet the house on all of it!
Even if we were outplayed, without that unforgivable drop by Cespedes that game is 3-3 and going to extras. Not gonna turn on Yoenis after one game of course, but it was a rough night for him
beast of the east
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I wish it were more fun to watch Mets vs. Royals. They are a bunch of dink hitters who just play the game so damned well. Not to mention their starting pitchers all look Cy Young caliber against us.
To cap it off, the ESPN announcers had about 50 nice things to say about the Royals for every one about the Mets. Even with Boone in the booth, their insights suck. I don't see the point of having women trying to teach fans about major league baseball.
Totally frustrating game - just like the Series.
Jeezus, Jack. Redman fan AND Mets fan? - How else could you end up anywhere but Queens.
To cap it off, the ESPN announcers had about 50 nice things to say about the Royals for every one about the Mets. Even with Boone in the booth, their insights suck. I don't see the point of having women trying to teach fans about major league baseball.
Totally frustrating game - just like the Series.
Jeezus, Jack. Redman fan AND Mets fan? - How else could you end up anywhere but Queens.
redfanO10101llkkjjj
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The title of this thread bothers me way more than it should :dry:
It was a tough loss opening night but im excited for the rest of the season nevertheless!
It was a tough loss opening night but im excited for the rest of the season nevertheless!
