LMF's Christmas List

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Paul:  A Cray supercomputer
Redmannorth:  A Canadian All-American for SJU
Ohiofan:  The wisdom to stop watching soccer
SJUFan2:  January 20, 2021
Gman:  A painless Brexit
Knight:  A secretary to post all of the pre-game and post-game links for you.
Otis:  A SJU transformation into Villanova on the court and Georgetown off the court.
Kranmars:  Better sports teams to root for.
Mkras99:  A copy of “A Thousand Years of German Humor” (the shortest book in the world)
Espken:  More time to post on Redmen.com
Paultzman:  An implanted microchip that gets a continuous feed of college hoops news
Beast:  An autographed copy of “Brevity is the Soul of Wit” by MainMan
JerseyShoreJohnny:  A flood of donations to St. John’s
Panther2:  More people in the world like Panther2 (which would be a gift for everyone, actually)
Logen:  A jar of honey.
USGuard:  Complete sentences
Monte:  A framed photo of himself with MJ Maher
Newsman13:  A return to the glory days of SJU.
MJMaher:  Food, drink, travel, wine, women and song.  Oh, and lobster rolls and TV shows.
MCNPA:  3 star recruits who really turn out to be 5 star players
EliteBallerK:  A vaccine
TheArtest15:  4 star recruits who are top-100 players.
Making Plays:  The second coming of Bobby Portis
Boo Harvey:  That Posh turns into Boo Harvey.
Duke of Earlington:  A Christmas visit from Marcellus
Fordman96:  The same thing as every year, coal.
LJSA:  Jacksonville winning another game, somehow.
Ray Morgan:  A room with Logen.
Sherman, Sheridan and Grant:  St. John’s to win like Sherman, Sheridan and Grant.
MainMan:  More posts on Redmen.com that provide grist for the witticism mill.
Moose:  A subscription to any recruiting services that he doesn’t already a subscription to.
Austour:  A friend request from LMF.  Oh wait…
MJ Dinkins:  5 star recruits
Fuschia:  More reasonable people.
Tony In Fairfield:  A winning season.

All of us:  20+ wins and an NCAA berth every year, a Big East title, and perpetual winning streaks over Villanova, Georgetown, and UConn. 
 
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Had to wait till December 23rd for the funniest post of the year. Worth the wait that cracked me up !
 
Enjoy these kinds of posts.   Maybe one day I can make the list lol.  
 
As I've gotten older and realize that I'm not as immortal as I once thought, I've decided to spend as much time as I can with things that bring joy.

Except for a few moments here and there, St. John's basketball is no longer a part of that.

It was fun while it lasted. 
 
Moose" post=410306 said:
You need to edit.  I haven't had a recruiting subscription in over 5 years.

A good one, LMF.  I'd say you're also in need of an edit, regarding me, as well.  You must have confused with  one the "nutso" type posters, lol.  

 
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Nothing for Mike Zaun?!? 

​​​​​​At least give out his Uber code so a new rider gets 5 bucks off their first ride.
 
Thank you to all who got a laugh out of the post - and apologies to those who were inadvertently omitted.* There's a long list of posters here, and as the man said, I know half of you only half as well as I would like, and I like half of you half as well as you deserve. 


*Editor's note: Mike Zaun was NOT an inadvertent omission. 
 
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Brexit deal expected today! Just how powerful is LMF? ;) 

Happy holidays everyone
 
Great job by Lawmanfan. Thanks for taking the time to put together a nice diversion from this crazy year.

I wish upon all the fans that have stuck with the program, some for 50 years or longer, one thing. While we are all still alive, another trip to the Final Four. Just one more year like 84-85, one more great team, one more dream-like run. I'm not even asking for the championship. I will trust the players for that.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.
 
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