A Day in the Life of a St. John''s Fan.......

plandome4

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On a beautiful sunny crisp cool day a young man walks into his local bar and say's to the Bartender "Did you hear the great news...St.John's is supposed to have the best Men's basketball team they have had in 20 years. They just got a new 4 star transfer from Auburn, Mustapha Heron they have some real talent in the likes of Justin Simon, Marvin Clark and Shamorie Ponds returning ,new recruits like LJ Figeroa, Seedee Keita and Greg Williams joining the club. I am soo excited for the start of the season, this is going to be great". A Old man sitting at the bar drowning his sorrows from a day at work replies "Yes but I read the Head coach hasn't been on the recruiting trail like he should, We haven't signed that coach from Rutgers that got fired a few years back for beating his kids, our hall of fame assistant coach isn't worth his weight in pancakes. In addition our schedule that includes multiple tounaments ,Duke and the other Big East teams is a joke and we will be lucky to get a RPI under 500!!!! The young Man said "Where did you hear this from?" The old man replies I read it on Redmen.com...so it must be true! The young man get up and leaves the bar to go home...it's Pouring rain and he get soaked by the time he gets home.

Moral of the story "If you have nothing better to do all day that that mope, complain, bitch, cry, pontificate, fight, annoy, tease, irritate, and predict the end of the basketball world as we know it..Maybe you need to stay away from FAN BOARDS and get a hobby or a puppy or a good Rub and Tug":cheer:
LET'S GO ST. jOHN'S!!!!!!!!!
 
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[quote="plandome4" post=294194]On a beautiful sunny crisp cool day a young man walks into his local bar and say's to the Bartender "Did you hear the great news...St.John's is supposed to have the best Men's basketball team they have had in 20 years. They just got a new 4 star transfer from Auburn, Mustapha Heron they have some real talent in the likes of Justin Simon, Marvin Clark and Shamorie Ponds returning ,new recruits like LJ Figeroa, Seedee Keita and Greg Williams joining the club. I am soo excited for the start of the season, this is going to be great". A Old man sitting at the bar drowning his sorrows from a day at work replies "Yes but I read the Head coach hasn't been on the recruiting trail like he should, We haven't signed that coach from Rutgers that got fired a few years back for beating his kids, our hall of fame assistant coach isn't worth his weight in pancakes. In addition our schedule that includes multiple tounaments ,Duke and the other Big East teams is a joke and we will be lucky to get a RPI under 500!!!! The young Man said "Where did you hear this from?" The old man replies I read it on Redmen.com...so it must be true! The young man get up and leaves the bar to go home...it's Pouring rain and he get soaked by the time he gets home.

Moral of the story "If you have nothing better to do all day that that mope, complain, bitch, cry, pontificate, fight, annoy, tease, irritate, and predict the end of the basketball world as we know it..Maybe you need to stay away from FAN BOARDS and get a hobby or a puppy or a good Rub and Tug":cheer:
LET'S GO ST. jOHN'S!!!!!!!!![/quote]

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[quote="plandome4" post=294194]On a beautiful sunny crisp cool day a young man walks into his local bar and say's to the Bartender "Did you hear the great news...St.John's is supposed to have the best Men's basketball team they have had in 20 years. They just got a new 4 star transfer from Auburn, Mustapha Heron they have some real talent in the likes of Justin Simon, Marvin Clark and Shamorie Ponds returning ,new recruits like LJ Figeroa, Seedee Keita and Greg Williams joining the club. I am soo excited for the start of the season, this is going to be great". A Old man sitting at the bar drowning his sorrows from a day at work replies "Yes but I read the Head coach hasn't been on the recruiting trail like he should, We haven't signed that coach from Rutgers that got fired a few years back for beating his kids, our hall of fame assistant coach isn't worth his weight in pancakes. In addition our schedule that includes multiple tounaments ,Duke and the other Big East teams is a joke and we will be lucky to get a RPI under 500!!!! The young Man said "Where did you hear this from?" The old man replies I read it on Redmen.com...so it must be true! The young man get up and leaves the bar to go home...it's Pouring rain and he get soaked by the time he gets home.

Moral of the story "If you have nothing better to do all day that that mope, complain, bitch, cry, pontificate, fight, annoy, tease, irritate, and predict the end of the basketball world as we know it..Maybe you need to stay away from FAN BOARDS and get a hobby or a puppy or a good Rub and Tug":cheer:
LET'S GO ST. jOHN'S!!!!!!!!![/quote] Or maybe stay away from reading those posts :)
 
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